99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

Okay just because this doesn't count towards your post count doesn't mean it's the pr-
98 beers on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, you take one, pass it around, you got 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

97 bottles of beer. 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

(Whoever slugs the last bottle gets 10 free Conna Bucks and a free rank.)

 

96 bottles of beer. 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

53 bottles of beer on the wall- who the fuck drank all the beer

 

*Raises hand slowy*

 

God fucking damnit, Mitch. You had a simple job. One at a time, and you ruin it. Get out you fucking drunk.

 

B-but I brought more party for the boo- *passes out, drunk*

 

Someone drag him outta' here.

 

I'm not doing it, I'm finishing my beer. God damn it Mitch... Wait... Hold on.
[me=shut up walter]unclips his belt, and drags down his jeans.[/me]
[me=shut up walter]reaches into the front of his underpants, and pulls out his testicles.[/me]
[me=shut up walter]lowers himself onto Mitch's face, his testicles slapping his face as Walter moves up and down. "get rekt newb 15 prestige golden guns"[/me]

Okay, get him out.

 

I shall NOT have tea-bagging in MY FEDORA CAVE!
Also, I brought enough beer to replace the stuff Kamoca drank.
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around.
94 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

1 bottle of bee-

 

KAMOCA YOU FUCKING DRUNK
Restocking again...
94 bottles. 94 fucking bottles. Don't mess this up again.

 

O bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

 

That's it. WHERES MY UBERSAW

 

Oh shit...

 

You ca-can-ca-can't kill me, I-i-i'm god.

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]proceeds to stab Kamoca in the stomach.[/me]

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]rolled a 63 out of 100.[/me]

 

[me=Tydosius]proceeds to eat Kamoca.[/me]

[me=Tydosius]rolled a whogivesafuckabouttheserolls out of fuckityouwinthisroll.[/me]

 

[me=Kamoca]Rolls a 100 out of 100[/me]