A Poem About Senpai

I was only 13 years old I loved senpai so much, I had all of his pictures and videos
I pray to senpai every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
senpai is love I say, senpai is life
My mom overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew she was just jealous of my devotion for senpai
I called her a cunt
She slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its senpai
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my episode"
He grabs me with his powerful animated hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for senpai
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for senpai
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please senpai
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My mom walks in
senpai looks her straight in the tit and says "Its all exposure now"
senpai leaves through my window
senpai is love, senpai is life

 

didn't you do one for kenny.

 

"But S-Senpai, I poop from there!"

 

that's me

 

Its all ogre now....

 

yes

edit: why did you save that

 

Am I the only one sitting here like

 

0/10, not enough stanzas about drizzling love from the tip of ones foxhood into the coffeepot to see if senpai can taste it

 

keep reading: A porn about senpai

 

Not funny to you, not interesting to you, and not amusing to you. (EDIT: Even if other people agree with you, you cannot describe every other human's feelings on this post.)

If you really think it's so moronic, then you don't need to read it.

Nobody is forcing you to laugh or be amused, or stay here and post.

That was your choice, and if you want to wine to me about how I didn't provide you with funny content, then that's on you, mate. I could care less.



Shout out to Dan22 for inspiring me to write this.



[member=6135]Sixx[/member]
Eh, it's a pretty retarded post, but it's creative, and it's media, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

Ha?

 

That made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

I love D4nk Meme$ too

 

http://youtu.be/1esrEb9p0Wc

 

why isnt your avatar a blonde loli monogatari
explain

 

i have the gsc figure does that count

 

perhaps it does
i don't know.