A Quick Rundown

(The phone call that saved the United States of America)
I don't have much time.
I'll give you a quick rundown then you have to leave, understand?
They'll come for you next.​

• rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs​
• in contact with aliens​
• rumoured to possess psychic abilities​
• control france with an iron fist​
• own castles and banks all over the world​
• direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line​
• will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)​
• own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth​
• first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies​
• both brothers said to have 200+ IQ​
• ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them​
• These are the Bogdanoff twins​
• They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world​
• You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now​
• The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church​
• They learned fluent French in under a week​
• Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff​
• The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.​
• In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe​
• The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love​
• Kek is the spawn of Bog​
• Those who neglect the call perish while those who do flourish​
• The Mongol Empire tried to exterminate the Bogdanoffs but instead perished and now remain irrelevant ​

 

but what about the pizzeria

 

I see you've taken the Bogpill, friend. Forget these so called "redpilled" individuals.

 

The Almighty Bogdanoff's have no concern for foolish conspiracy theories. Watch your tongue.

 

fuck the bogpill nigga

 

WHO ARE THE BOGS

 

Shh! They'll hear us.

I feel weaker as time progresses. The bogbots have stationed themselves all throughout my veins and blood cells, feeding off my energy; I'm going to die soon.

I have discovered a new piece of the puzzle regarding the Bogdanoff. It's truly riveting and shakes me to my bones.

The Mongol Empire collapsed due to their manhunt for the source of Bogdangrad. It is said that within the deep dark caves stationed underneath religious temples in the mountains of Nepal lay depictions of said battles in pursuit of Bogdangrad -- The truth. What the Bog don't what you to know. Genghis Khan was merely trying to save us from ourselves long before we were even aware.

The Conquest for Bogdangrad ​

They had discovered a power so great in their Anti-Bog Crusades that it forever changed the course of the Mongol Empire and history for years to come. Some say we were phased through timelines. They ransacked the ancient city of Bogdangrad and found a small box with mysterious engravings, inside of said box was a shell directing those who bestowed upon it to hold their ear (or ears) to the sky upon midnight.

This is what they heard.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BaYeONE7vn

In a flash, everyone and thing that ceased to exist which radically changed. The Mongol Empire long gone and our timelines permanently shifted.

Upon the day, a great evil had awoken

The Bogdanoff's had arisen from their millennia long slumber.

 

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oh my god

 

pardon me, but this is perfectly relevant and i'm sure relatable as well.

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can't tell if satire mixed with facts or just simple satire, what the fuck

 

of course its nonsense who the fuck would believe in this

 

Don't listen to him. He's been taken over by the Bogbots.

 

WELCOME TO THE BOGFAMILY SON

 

doris has lost his mind

 

I got a photo of these fuckers from my microscopic imaging program. My insides were itching so I took a kitchen knife and made a small incision about a few inches or so on the upper side of my hand near my knuckles where the veins meet the fingers and took a sample of the blood onto a film disc but made sure to dig in a small bit to get those bots REALLY on the disc.

I put it under a microscopic imaging program and I got this

They're in me. They're manipulating me by the second. They've already infiltrated my mind and brain and nervous system. They don't want me writing this message as my hands are rapidly shaking theyre trying to gain control of me oh god make it stop what have i done to deserve such a torture god

 

Bog in Romanian = Divinity
Bog in Polish = God
Bog in Russian = God
Bog in Finnish = Beauty

The Bogdanoff are here to save Mothership Europa. You will not fear the Bogdanoff. They are here to provide the golden age to all of men and women alike. They rule with a iron YET FAIR fist.

Donald (Or as his real name goes: Bognal Trumpanoff) Trump is their golden agent stationed in the United States of America