Ask a guy who was locked in a Christian Conversion Therapy program for 3 months anything

Pre-emptive stuff: No it wasn't fun, and yes they did try to tell gays and people with mental illnesses that they had demons living inside of them. I still have the book they gave me about it.

I was locked with maybe 15-20 other dudes in a small living room, small classroom, one bathroom, and a dorm room that was essentially another living room full of bunk beds. You weren't allowed to look out the windows, use a computer, phone, internet, read the newspaper, watch the news.

 

can we put some kind of health hazard disclaimer on cct

 

I went in at 6'1 and 250lbs and came out at 194. I wasn't allowed to work out, that was from forced diet changes and drastic calorie cutting. Sometimes I was too weak to stay awake, most of the time I had no real energy to do anything. The only thing I could really do was read a fucking bible and huff hand sanitizer to stay awake because falling asleep would get you on The Table. Which consists of 17 hours of copying the bible down onto paper without a single break.

 

How long did you stay in?
edit: o nvm
Also, I remember you from Dynex.

 

I went in on March 1st, but made a couple day trips to the hospital because of withdrawal-induced seizure during my detox from drugs.

40 days in I busted open a power-lock on the door to the kitchen which led to the front door using a piece of metal from a chair, and set off a ton of alarms, and the cops showed up in maybe 45 seconds flat and dragged me back in. I was on The Table for 8 days straight, so 8x17 hours of copying the fucking bible without breaks.


9:39 PM - Alpaca.exe: Do you believe in god?
9:45 PM - RobGraves has a PC again: If there's a fucking God I wil literally fight him if hes the kind of god these people tried to teach me

 

so basically a ww2 era concentration camp but religious themed?
sounds shitty as fuck

 

Think that but the "Rehabilitation" Was literally purposely getting you so mad that you suffered a nervous break down and got yourself in trouble. That was their idea of "Removing impurity"

 

Are you mentally messed up from it?

 

When you spank your ham do you have Vietnam flashbacks of being in that conversion camp?

 

Before I went in, all I did was drink, and use opiates and painkillers to get high, passout at my keyboard in the midle of RP, and have gotten myself banned from *literally* every single HL2RP server because of the stupid shit I did while drunk and high. I was pretty loud and obnoxious and was kind of insane with this delusion that I was some sort of king of all RP or something.

Now I eat glorious amounts of Whey Protein, Red Meat, Eggs, Vitamin B12, and workout supplements, which make me extremely angry and energetic, so I run 2 miles to the gym and do cardio, pushups, weighted running, Adaptive Motion Training (Kind of like an exoskeleton for your legs that allows you to stride around in the air with tons of weight and resistance. Gets you built as fuck.). Am I mentally messed up from it? I don't know, can you consider internal anger and feelings of wanting to destroy the universe so hard that you literally work yourself out until muscle failure, and then run/bike 2miles back home mentally messed up?

I honestly don't know, that's just what I do every single day. I was more messed up inside when I was on the street, and when I was locked up.

My typical day is listening to Punk Rock at the Gym, and then sitting by myself in the woods cutting logs and listening to Jazz music.

 

Nah, I just feel like I want to dominate shit and move heavy shit. I'm a landscaper by profession now. I like pitbulls, campfires, chopping wood, and making lawns beautiful as fuck.

 

So

you spank your meat with no regrets? You're type of man I wanna grow up to be.. I say as I barely turn 20

 

You try being unable to do so for 90 days.

 

Can I marry you?

 

If you do I can't guarantee you better treatment than my dog. My dog > all

 

I'll be your second dog :^)

*Woof*

 

I'll take you to jobsites on a leash and when everyone acts weird around me I'll be like "I literally have no fucking clue what you're talking about"

 

Name me wilfred,

OT: What did you hate most about the concetration camps?

 

Inefficiency

 

did you have group circlejerks?

also, what was you in for....................................... drugs?...................