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Best/Worst Pick up lines you can think of

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by JohnGalt, Sep 4, 2015.

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  1. JohnGalt

    JohnGalt I hate my life

    Here are mine:
    Are you communist cus you're Stalin my heart!
    Hey! My friends bet me 20 bucks I couldn't get a date, wanna prove them wrong and go buy food with their money?
     
    JohnGalt, Sep 4, 2015
    #1
  2. willy pete

    willy pete i'm going to cut off your face and wear it

    "i don't want to be too direct, but.. this calculator's goin' up your ass tonight"
     
    willy pete, Sep 4, 2015
    #2
  3. NightAngel

    NightAngel Fuck off Lev



    All of these.
     
    NightAngel, Sep 4, 2015
    #3
  4. vexus

    vexus ej rockwell's worst nightmare Staff Member Manager Legend Clockwork Customer

    You're Jamaica'n me crazy.
     
    vexus, Sep 4, 2015
    #4
  5. Masked Death

    Masked Death

    Hey baby, do you have Down's? Because you look special.
     
    Masked Death, Sep 4, 2015
    #5
  6. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    How ironic.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Good Coder Good Coder x 1
    Sixx, Sep 4, 2015
    #6
  7. Owl

    Owl smoke weed

    "Hey baby, wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply."
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
    Owl, Sep 4, 2015
    #7
  8. Doris

    Doris

    "Hey baby, are you bill-cosby? Because, It looks like you done need a puddin' pop"
    [​IMG]
     
    Doris, Sep 4, 2015
    #8
  9. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    you wanna go have a picnic with my family?
     
    Daohlocks, Sep 4, 2015
    #9
  10. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    "Hey! My friends bet me 20 bucks I couldn't get a date with the hottest chick in the bar. Wanna go buy food with their money?"
    Flirtatious asf.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2015
    Sim2014ftw, Sep 4, 2015
    #10
  11. The Dovahneer

    The Dovahneer i can change my title

    hey want to fuck
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
    The Dovahneer, Sep 4, 2015
    #11
  12. Squirrels Mcgee

    Squirrels Mcgee fallout 4 = "power armour hoarding sim"

    Hey-
    *Girl instantly runs away screaming RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!*
    That seems more realistic
     
    Squirrels Mcgee, Sep 4, 2015
    #12
  13. Zig

    Zig Guest

    hi do you like cds?
    because im gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can cds nuts
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    Zig, Sep 4, 2015
    #13
  14. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    wanna suck my dick
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    Tommy, Sep 4, 2015
    #14
  15. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    hey, do you like dragons? 'cus im'a be draggin' my balls across your face
    hey, you like my car? too bad, because you'll be driving something else tonight
    hey, do you like cherries? no? can i have yours?

    no, i've never had a girlfriend
     
    Roth, Sep 4, 2015
    #15
  16. JohnGalt

    JohnGalt I hate my life

    I wonder why.
     
    JohnGalt, Sep 5, 2015
    #16
  17. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    The joke is because he's a furry
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    TheHipster, Sep 5, 2015
    #17
  18. Masked Death

    Masked Death

    For something more recent, you just need to drive up to a girl in an expensive car. Kinda sad but true.
     
    Masked Death, Sep 5, 2015
    #18
  19. NightAngel

    NightAngel Fuck off Lev

    Absolutely not true, and if it is, only the stupid girls. If someone drove up to me in any kind of car whatsoever, I would just keeeeep walkin', and fear for my life. XD
     
    NightAngel, Sep 5, 2015
    #19
  20. Masked Death

    Masked Death

    You'd be surprised. It's hard to find a girl who actually has self-respect these times :/
     
    Masked Death, Sep 5, 2015
    #20
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