Bob's Day

Let's go through the day of Bob.

How it works:
The first response will decide what happens next. Anything in italics and bold will be what is happening to Bob. Anything that is possible for Bob to do can be done.

Bob wakes up to his alarm, Ed Sheeran's Photograph blaring on the radio. He shuts it off and sits up in bed. In front of him would be the door to the hallway, a dresser to his right just under the window, and a bookshelf to his left. The rest of his room is bare, but you hear scratching and whining at your door. Past memories remind Bob that it's probably his dog, Buster.

Health: 100/100
Equipped: Pajama pants
Inventory: nil

 

Bob wakes up and goes to eat breakfast in his living room, he decides to eat Lucky Charms: The Arcade Version. He begins to remember the old days as he eats his breakfast, having a wistful gaze. In his living room would be a television from 1999, and a new couch he just bought.

 

After hours of watching the Television, he decides it's time to do something productive, he then heads to his computer but he can't turn it on. He tries to look around the place for whats happening but finds nothing, after some minutes looking around he finds what's happening, A rat got electrocuted as it was eating the cables, Bob picks it up with his bare hands then heads to his room to throw it out the window. When he does that, the rat lands on a Robber that was mugging someone infront of his house. He then heads to the closet, not knowing what just happened, then putting on a Business Suit and dress pants, Turns out Bob was like @Sixx , then he decides to take selfies and post them on C16 via his phone.

Health: 100/100
Equipped: Business Suit
Inventory: Phone


Tbh there needs to be some sort of rules, like "Don't let Bob die" or "Don't end the Story" @Tommy

 

Bob then walks outside, bunny hopping his way to the nearest postal office. He barges past the rather large queue and pulls out his phone, pointing it at the lady now standing infront of him. He yells at her: "Where be my chicken nuggets, man!", but the woman only replies with a confused and slightly frightened stare. Security is called and as they come for Bob, an image of a gun appears on the diplay of his smartphone. Two loud shots go through the building and the security guards drop to the ground, dead. Moments later a horrifying message appears...
**Bob Good shoot.

loud sirens are closing in in the distance, what will Bob do now?

Health: 100/100
Equipped: Business Suit
Inventory: Phone

 

Bob quickly looks around, then spots a man with a suitcase. He runs up to him, pushing past everyone, tracking him with his eyes not to lose him in the crowd. As he runs towards the man, everyone around him moves back and put their hands up. Bob rushes towards his target, but someone decides to save the man. A tall, heavily built person leaps at Bob. He tries to hit our protagonist with his own suitcase. They stopped for a while to roll dice, and after he won, he hit Bob's back with all his strength. Bob yells out "OW!", then proceeds to point his phone at the man. They roll dice again, and Bob is lucky enough to win. A loud gunshot can be heard again. Bob quickly grabs the dead man's suitcase as he spots a balcony.

Health: 90/100
Equipped: Business Suit
Inventory: Phone, Suitcase

 

Bob runs to the balcony, then climbing up some poles to get there. He enters the building spotting a man infront of a camera, a Swedish blonde man with a beard. "How's it going Bros, my name is DIEEPIEEEEPEEW! And we are going to do a Assassin's Creed Syndicate Special Edition Unbox... Let's do this!" he said, as Bob broke the window with the suitcase, he rushed in, hitting the Swedish man in the back of the face, knocking him unconcious as then Bob grabbed the Box, it was a Fully functional Hidden Blade with the Grappling Hook. The Camera was broadcasting live in a Website called Jewtube. Bob saw the trailer of ACS days earlier as he then started to use the Grappling Hook across the buildings, escaping from the police.

Health: 90/100
Equipped: Business Suit, ACS Hidden Blade
Inventory: Phone, Blood-Covered Broken Suitcase

 

Then Bob stabbed himself in the neck with the Hidden Blade, killing himself.

Health 0/100
Equipped: Business Suit, ACS Hidden Blade
Inventory: Phone, Blood-Covered Broken Suitcase

 

@Tommy THIS IS WHY IT NEEDS RULES.

Then Bob Good minged, Ass-pulling a life fruit from his pocket giving it to Bob, Reviving from the Death. "join da minng armmeee!!" Bob Good said handing a Steam Group Invitation to Bob. Bob took the invitation and accepted it, as Bob Good then gave him the AHACK 3.0 Glasses, becoming the Minge.

Health 100/100
Equipped: Business Suit, ACS Hidden Blade , AHACK 3.0 Glasses
Inventory: Phone, Blood-Covered Broken Suitcase, Steam Group Invitation

 

Bob then stabbed Bob Good in the back with his hidden blade, as Bob Good breathes his last breath, Bob whispers "I'm building an army against google plus" Into his ear. Bob approaches Mr.Good's corpse, and psychologically takes Bob Good's place as the king of mingery.

Health 100/100
Equipped : Business Suit, Bloodied ACS Hidden Blade, AHACK 3.0 Glasses
Inventory: Phone, Blood-Covered Broken Suitcase, Steam Group Invitation

 

Bob walked down the street to be stopped by a CP. "Strange" he thought. "Aren't we in real life?" he asked himself as the CP continuously emitted voice commands for Bob to isolate. Bob decides to do a 360 flip over the CP's head and then twist his neck with the power of his mind. Bob succeeds as the dead CP falls to his feet, but oh no! The effort has made Bob feel emotions! He takes a forty HP hit from logic as he types /charfallover 999999.

Health: 60/100
Equipped: Business Suit, Bloodied ACS Hidden Blade, aHack 3.0 Glasses.
Inventory: Phone, Blood Covered Broken Suitcase, Steam Group Invitation, "<:: Isolate! ::." Emoticon.