C16 Out of Context

Because it's a fun thread on my community.

Post any logs that would be funny when taken out of context. Basically post the kinda stuff that when you read in the console, you do a double take and scroll up to get the context of it. xD

I'll start out with a few that I've posted on my community's thread.




CP.UNION-CRT-N1.44730 radios in "<:: I don't see how you're unable to take both. You do have two functioning hands, do you?"

<17:13:09> "JakeM/Deb": DAMN, IT'S SO LONG IT CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN IT!

[AE]Legion: SOPHIA STOP IM CHOKING

Brian 'Joker' Doughty has used '/Me pats her arm gently with a smile. "Drink up."'.

** Brian 'Joker' Doughty wraps his arms around her again. "Just take it slowly..."

[LOOC] 'Bird': YOU'RE SO BIG

'Admiral' says: "[D] How long is that?"
Victoria 'Sarge' Silverstine says: "[d] 18 inches"

** CP.UNION-TCH-N1.15427 rubs down on it a bit harder, trying to calm it.




Please note, none of these were even close to being related to ERP, it just seems like it. xD

 

NightAngel no! You don't know what you're starting!

 

** [Male|Waist High|Brown...] shakes it around happily

 

Fine, I'll start.

"I don't like black things." - NightAngel 2014

 

Oh no, I can tell [member=5409]Ze[/member] is going to try and find every single thing he can do to get something from me to contribute to this thread...

 

"I'll finish what he started" - Sixx 2014

 

[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] whispers "Shhhhh."
Andrew Miller whispers "What are you doing?"
[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] whispers "Just standing here."
Andrew Miller whispers "Then why the hell did you say shh."
[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] whispers "I don't know...."
Andrew Miller whispers "Well good for you."
[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] whispers "Ok."
Andrew Miller whispers "I wonder why were whispering."
[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] whispers "Me too."
Andrew Miller whispers "This is getting awkward."
[|HiddenBlackArmband||...] yells " Yelling too!"

 

"I'm coming!" ~Female citizen, 2k13.

 

**Bob Good finishes.

To many times have I walked by somewhere, and I hear that

 

I know that feeeeeel, bro.

 

You stole my idea, but made it a console thing...so sad - counting the fact that more people responded to this. jk ily. Anyways, i'll be back when I see if Shadow makes loli hentai girls on HL2RP or other things!

I'll be back..! - Arnie.

Going to come back with the best of console, but I might add pictures of in-game logs.

 

did you literally leave out my best /me ever on AE

** Jennifer 'Rachel' Blue takes the punch like a feminist and falls to the ground.

#rude

 

<17:13:09> "JakeM/Deb": DAMN, IT'S SO LONG IT CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN IT!

When did I say this..?

 

5:02 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: trust me m8
5:02 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: so long as you dont show it
5:02 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: youre good
5:02 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: like
5:03 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: i have to force it to be that long
5:03 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: so
5:03 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: like
5:03 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: FLEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
5:03 PM - TheHipster: -FLEX-
5:04 PM - Αριστοκλης - SSTRP lives: no but its hard to get it full length


i was talking about my tongue i swear

also
i never actually had an out-of-context experience surprisingly

 

[censored]: dunno man
[censored]: is tired
Martz~: no youre not
Martz~: lets do it
[censored]: ughh

 

Martz~: I lust for my sister.

 

Martz~: get out of shower, change clothes and suddenly sister asks
Martz~: "can you help me c-change my clothes?"

 

From TF2 MvM pub but still good.

Atebite : super medic pls.
Atebite : stop being a retard
_Super Medic_ : ok

 

shit i've been found out

also never again
i don't like to clean up puke

 

Pvt. Kristoph Ilocia Provanci Whispers: ''Touch it.''