Character Description General

hasn't been one of these in a while
funniest/coolest/stupidest character descriptions + context if you want, go (no arguing over the qualities or anything dumb like that pls)

I'll start with this
I was a CP escorting a prisoner from an office back to holding, and come across some guy mingehopping down a hallway
char description was basically an anime character but the killer was at the very end
" ... | parents killed by combine | out to raid the nexus with 7 radios and a gun"
probably was a troll but he had 7 radios on him so I'll give him that

 

should i repost all of my screenshots

edit: spoiling because long

Spoiler

theres more but those are less interesting and im probably coming up on the image limit

 

so uhh i was walking around in a server
a guy named 'Tim' (just tim) was walking around the server
description was something like " Hi my name is Tim. I'm 16 years old and my family has been killed by the combine."
reported it to the admins
nobody answered
normal day on my shoes tbh

 

"ADMINS THIS GUY IS NEW TO SERIOUS RP GUYS DEAL WITH IT
SHITTY ADMIN TEAM FUCK"

why not, idk, talk to them?

anyway,

everyone should know the best description to derive from D:F

"war is now, get the guns"

fuck idk aots' account name here but he'd know

 

This one guy on my server made an application for the Civil Worker's Union. His name was 'Fill Rocker'.

His description was, "A big stong white man with 6'8 body 300 lb and he was also had 1000 loysis points and was C W U"
He was also very good at math and spelling.

 

see my bio/sig thing

so many fucking times

 

i dunno why dyed hair + female teenager = edginess or cringiness in general. it's becoming more and more normal, in like, everywhere.

OT:
6""9/strong/rocket launcher with infinite ammo/very strong/serious/intimidating aura/very intimidating/can dodge bullets
i wish i had doctored this, but i haven't.

 

anybody who dyes their hair is a spaz to me.

 

throwback to last year lmao

 

so i'm a double spaz?
cool.

 

6'7/cool/hot/tall/stronk/black/cannot see him at night

 

tried
didn't want to answer me and just walked around

 

oh god that model i fucking hate that model

everyone who uses it is always an edgelorsbian lmao

 

actually
now that i think about it, every person ive seen use that model has either had a really edgy backstory or was a lesbian. weird

 

*Slightly raises hand*

 

hmu on steam or something

 

it's already edgy if it's a woman with a gasmask wearing a trenchcoat and letting her hair fall off tbh