*Clears Throat* - A moving speech by a Professional Potato

Oh, hola amigos, mi nombre es Cooloptic y me gusta HL2RP- Oh, wrong language, sorry.

Hey, umm... Collective? I guess. I don't know how to refer to a community as a whole so I just call you "you lot".
I came to this forum because I needed help with something and I have nothing better to do while I wait for no one to reply to my thread so why not make an introduction I thought.

My name is Anthony I live in Britain where it rains a lot and rains a lot and tea is everyone's favorite vegetable. I am a Clockwork Customer it's just I have a sort of Community account for my GMod community that holds the serial keys so please don't ban me for having double accounts since I don't even use the other one for forums.

Uhh... what else can I ramble on about? Hobbies I guess...

My "hobby", if you call it that, is Airsoft. Airsoft is a sort of trust revolving paintball wanna be where you play with realistic badass looking BB Guns that sting a little bit if they hit you from mid-far range and sting like and I quote a team member from one game on this -> "Holy Mother of Toilets" as he was hit in the balls, poor guy. On Wednesday I attend British Army Cadets and watch as others perform increasingly better than me at whatever we are meant to be doing. I began playing GMod about 2-3 years ago and since then I have collected about 6.3k hours of gametime. Most of which is staff work as owning a community that you don't give up on can be hard especially when there is no one in it. I have never been a part of a forum that I wasn't in charge of and since my main thing I do on GMod is SeriousRP "why not Clockwork Forums" I thought to myself as I spammed the refresh button on my thread for support replies.

My Occupation is a Professional Potato. My age is 16, I accidentally got the drop down menu wrong sign up page and I can't change it for some reason. And I have just this second ran out of brain power for the rest of this thread.

Thanks for reading. I am surprised to read this far into this utterly useless rant of sorts.
- Cool

 

give back northern ireland british imperialist

 

For... hmm... let's say.... £15 and a Tea and Scone Party.
IN OTHER NEWS: Cornwall is trying to become it's own country. No jokes

 

didnt cornwall use to be welsh like 500 years ago

 

Probably. You never know what they got up their sleeves down there. First pirates, then weird shaped pies, now this.

 

Je vous remercie beaucoup , faire vous- Wrong language again.

Anyways, thanks.

 

welcome to cloud sixteen buddy
post your airsoft guns in that airsoft thread

 

It's called google translate. Much better than learning.

 

Welcome, It's refreshing to see a well written introduction thread.

 

typical poshie cunt lol

yer'rate pal

 

why would anyone want to speak spanish

 

Cenar el lawn por favor.

 

from a person who plays it sometimes
its p fun, but if you don't like getting shot then you probably won't like it, but i still like it.

also hii welcome to c16

 

wel helo
welcome to c16.
enjoy your stay!

 

Merci Everyone.
I didn't think this many people would actually bother to respond to this.

 

We all know Australians wouldn't be worth shit in combat

Welcome!

 

Welcome to Costco C16
We love you

 

You would be surprised how many people I see who genuinely act like they have the brain power of an empty water bottle.
Here are some quick stories for you to enjoy...

1:I once knife killed someone with a banana and then the site (site is how airsoft players refer to the company hosting the event) banned all use of non rubber knives as melee weapons.

2: I watched a friend of mine setup a trap with a hole and leaves and it worked. He got banned from the site.

3: I once used a raw potato as a distraction in CQB warfare. Hence the job title Professional Potato. My nickname is Potato in my team.
The marshals found this so funny I went on the wall of fame at that site.

I have plenty more stories but I'll make another forum post if people want to hear them. Waste of time posting it here.