Corrupt a Wish v2

You can't grant a wish that's already true.

I wish @Roth wasn't such a passive aggressive faggot.

 

Granted, Roth then proceeds to go under hypnosis to merge as a bunny as he runs into the street and gets hit by a truck.

I wish @cl0ck was spelt like clock

 

granted but all clocks are now called cl0ck

I wish Falco was my bae

 

granted but he shits all over your dick

i wish for a taco

 

Granted, you now get stabbed with a shiv every time you attempt to dance.

I wish my colleagues weren't retarded.

 

they're no longer retarded, but they're so smart and now preoccupied with other thoughts that they completely forget you exist

i wish i wasn't dead inside

 

Granted, you are now dead on the outside

I wish for a nice car

 

Granted, but your not allowed to drive it.

I wish for better custom model support for pac3.

 

Granted, but you can only use them on poorly made undertale and MLP models.

I wish box was changed back to dumb.

 

granted, but it gets removed the next day due to lots of complaints.

I wish dark souls 3 would come out sooner.

 

It comes out today, but it has a memory leak rendering it unplayable after 5 minutes

I wish that I had a burrito

 

your burrito is infected with e-coli and the cheese is expired. but, it's a burrito.

i wish i could get sleep at night

 

Granted, every time you wake up you have horrifying sleep paralysis

I wish for some D4nk Meme$

 

granted, but all of your D4nk Meme$ have to be in furry context and contain some sort of gay furry porn.

i wish i could remember to drink more water during the day .

 

Granted, but you drink to much and you explode.

I wish there was a system on the steam workshop that allows you to block certain key-words (Like fnaf.)

 

Granted.

I want a million bucks.

 

I don't think you get the purpose of the thread lol

OT:
Granted, but you have to give 1 dollar of it to Donald Trump everyday.

I wish people made more original rp servers.

 

granted, but they die after one day, and only come up once a month.

i want to be able to read minds

 

granted, but you can't stop reading minds.

i wish a thing would work

 

dude same

I wish for a Chick-Fil-A TRADEMARK chicken sandwich right now.