Corrupt a Wish v2

granted but with every wish that a wish makes you lose all of your money.

i wish i was as cool as @Arcade B(

 

GRANTED YOU ARE NOW A FAGGOT

i wish for death

 

FUCK
granted but YOU GET TO COME BACK TO ME

i wish i wasn't a faggot for trying to be like arcade...

 

granted.
But you're still a faggot for trying to be yourself again.

... okay, you know what, that was actually mean, don't chop my balls off, okay,

i wish to keep my balls

 

I wish Tyler would post a wish with his post :^(

 

granted
but it's a double edged sword, you can't wish anymore
game over man game over
I wish for a complete male genitalia.

 

granted, but then in the night Bruce Jenner comes and replaces it with a vagina.

I wish I had a PS4 and bloodborne. :^(

 

Granted, but then you realise its basically just darksouls.

I wish people stopped using "Waifu" avatars.

 

We do but your avatar will be the only waifu one on earth

I wish my waifu was real and also my wife

 

Granted, but she finds another man and leaves you.

I wish for infinity hamburgers.

 

that's why i want it, lol

ot: you get all your hamburgers, but they all have carolina reapers mixed into the meat

i wish i was legendary on the forums :^(

 

granted but nobody likes you in private sector and you get lynched.

i wish i would be accepted here

 

i accept you! <3

i wish i could stop sucking at halo rn

 

Granted, but Halo's multiplayer dies.

I wish that death and life were inverted, so that people that wanted to live were called cowards and people that wanted to commit suicide were praised.

 

what the fuck is wrong with you

 

Granted, but as honor for your... 'sacrifice' you get to kill yourself first.

I wish that my local Sectorial Commander wasn't a fucking moron.

 

Granted, but he contracts a contagious strain of Down's.

I wish I could manipulate matter.

 

Granted, but nothing changes because you already can.

I wish I my stomach ache would go away

 

i wish you well : (

 

Granted, but now you have often-occurring migraines.

I wish I was cooler than @Owl