Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted but @Owl becomes stuck in an infinite paradox, causing the eventual collapse of the space-time continuum followed by the rebirth of the multiverse which turns out to only be a spec of dust on the shoe of a man called Morgan Freeman.

I wish for donuts.

 

Granted, but you must sell your soul to the Devil in return for them.

I wish I was omni-everything.

 

granted but in order to unlock this power you have to play through the fire and flames FC on the hardest difficulty

i wish that i wasn't farmed in warzone in halo 5

 

granted, but its actually raspberry colored piss.

i wish a sprite would appear in my lap, im out and im cravin for one.

 

granted, a sprite appears in your lap and proceeds to shoot you with their magical gat.
i wish for an even blacker profile picture

 

granted, the picture is so black it is just a black background

i wish to be immortal

 

no

i wish

 

granted, you wish to publicly come out as the singer, choreographer, writer and producer of 'All the Single Furries' and live a life worse than death.

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

 

lol you already do~

 

you do nOT want one

source: had two

i wish i yeah

 

granted you have three now

i wish that cloud sixteen was popular again

 

granted. bye bye.

 

you wish you were a herm? granted i guess

i wish i could get out of school riGHT NOW

 

Dear kuroazel

Today I did draw Gaben can you drop me a knife?
Wait a second...


FFS MAKE ME HONORABLE, MY WISH!!!


@kurozael

 

Granted, but you're missing all of the textures, and have botched audio files, and likewise can't fix it. (Think, "Never Gonna Hit That Note")

I wish I could get my D.O. before I'm 20.

 

granted, but you do something wrong and you get it revoked/removed/demoted/whatever

i wish i could be happy with the music i listen to anymore

 

granted, but you listen to that music like edgelords listen to evanescence - bring me to life and sooner or later you become an edgelord and therefore you never forgive yourself for anything slightly not edgy


i wish for a non-edgy post-apocalyptic rp server

 

granted, but then all of the edgy people join it and ruin the community.

i wish this fucking invasion would finish so i could get my reward...

 

granted, but then your reward is your least favorite kink being forced on you by the invaders (i have no idea what youre talking about regarding invasion)

i wish for new coils for my vape

 

go to work then you lazy cunt

i wish halo 3 was popular on 360