Corrupt a Wish v2

gross

can't be tgeanted cus there is no @vexus

i wanna be rich

 

Granted, you recieve your wealth by being adopted by Donald Trump

i wish dg wasn't filled with edgy emo faggots

 

granted, but the rest of your life is filled with edgy emo faggots

I wish for Elsa to be installed as queen of the world

 

dg loses all of the edgy emo faggots but all the other fourms have edgy emo faggots.

i become kuro

 

Granted, but it's mandatory for you to give all things related to cw away for free and you then live the rest of your life in a shitty gas station trying to get enough money to even pass on before committing suicide

power armor becomes a reality

 

Granted but only donald trump can use it

i wish i had a sick rig

 

its a big rig


I wish that jeb bush would just admit he needs to be on a sit com called Poor Sweet Jeb

 

granted, but he gets elected president

I wish I didn't live out in the fucking woods.

 

Granted.
Now you live in a desert.

I wish I could live in a fictional universe.

 

granted but it's sonic the hedgehog

i wish i had fun in halo reach again

 

granted but you can only play it for 30 seconds a day

i wish it was summer

 

granted but ur gay

i wish i had hot qt furry gf

WHAT ARE YOU AGREEING WITH @Turbografic ????

 

that he's gay

anyways
grated but he turns into a male 2 days later

i wish summer was infinite

 

that's still good cus im bi hahahah checkmate fucko

"You've been playing checkers, but I've been playing chess."

uhm ok anyway

granted but u get cancer lol

i wish i could meet my fursona

 

Granted, but your fursona is actually a real representation of you, a furry fag that goes on yiff every night and spends all night playing video games with sleep deprivation.


I wish Garry's Mod the sequel had larger map boundaries.

 

granted, but no maps are made because the game is doa
i wish for a kitten

 

wise words
by our homie
soflobro

OT: Granted but it becomes a furry at night and rapes you while you sleep

I wish i could drink infinite water

 

Granted, but China pollutes all of it so you get sick and die.

I wish Donald Trump will be our new president so he can get rid of China.

 

Granted, but Liberals start to riot profusely and tare down a majority of communities

I wish weeaboos would realize that the Japanese don't even give a fuck about them 'nor will they ever

 

Granted, but they are all that remains of Japan.

I wish Japan became a superpower in the 1945 and destroyed the nagasaki bomber and made it fall to the beach, not detonating

@Outline and @The Lovely Pyro will get it.