Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but now someone makes a shitty Cyberpunk RP about it.

I wish the admins would ban me

 

granted

i wish i was good at cod 4 again

edit @Humblebumbled i'm not sure if you made my post better or worse

 

Granted, but no one will play with you because you're too good.

I wish i had a wish

Also, I don't understand what you mean by making your post better or worse.

 

you deleted your post as i commented on it

 

Oh, sorry

 

Granted, but your apology will never be accepted.
I wish I could have thought of a more clever reply to that.

 

Granted, but every time you do it, a person you know will try and kill you.
I wish I was trusted by everybody.

 

Granted, but nobody will ever trust you because drinking water is a sin.

I wish cl0ck will be triggered by me capitalizing the C in Cl0ck.

 

Granted, but every time you do it, you get a tumor somewhere in your body.
I wish @8bitMafia dies by morning.

 

Granted, but tumors take a very long time to develop and kill someone, that is the slow process of cancer.

I wish our governments would stop global warming (Warning conservative trigger)

 

Granted but 6 new fantastic 4 remakes come out in the next six years.

I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted, but you read all at once, so your head hurts.

I wish for world peace.

Come on, you can't corrupt this wish

 

World peace granted, but you die before you can witness it.

I wish for a helicopter license and training

 

you'll crash, i bet

i wish for eyeglass

 

Granted but you never get crusader


I wish the admins would perma ban me from this shit hole already

 

granted

i wish the lovely pyro would reply right guy

 

Granted

I wish faggots would stop hitting the post button a second before I do

 

Granted, but thy do it when another guy posts

I wish i could read

 

granted, but you have dyslexia now

i wish i could shower in 5 star hotels

 

Granted, but it closes when you enter

I wish I could make a server network.