Corrupt a Wish v2

It is pretty active, it's just later at night (est), I've seen it cap a good bit at those times.

OT: your wish was already granted

I wish I had a bigger dog

 

Granted, but your dog keeps growing non-stop, and after a week, will be bigger than your house.

I wish I wasn't hated on C16.

 

can't be granted, literally impossible

i wish i could play the division in school right now

 

You can play it but it's in pre-alpha and that one kid who smells really awful is in your party and always sits next to you while you play.

I wish I was better at CS:GO.

 

Granted, but all your teammates will always fuck around and lose you every game.

I wish I had more time to make cool stuff.

 

Granted, but someone already made it before you.

I wish Roth wasn't such a furfag.

 

can't be granted sorry

i wish i wasn't a pussy so i could smoke

e: oh

 

Granted, but you get lung cancer

I wish for world peace

 

Granted, but the world gets overpopulated and humanity goes extinct.

I wish I could play piano ambidextrously.

 

granted but uh

you're gay

i wish i had a fursuit or my OC

 

what about my wish??? :'(

 

Granted, but you have to wear it in public and when you're with your family and such.

I wish I didn't get feeders whenever I play ranked in League.

 

Granted, but you become the feeder.

I wish Serious Roleplay didn't have edgelords

 

Granted, but now everyone's a pacifist and there's no conflict at all.

I wish to have friends.

 

your counter to alchemist's post was genuinely the only post that made me chuckle.

i wish that i could actually draw

 

Granted, but it's only furfag art

I wish I lived in America

 

actually it's a good thing cus furry art gets you $$$

anyway denied you get shot

i wish i could redeem thiS FUCKING CODE FOR XBOX LIVE

 

You redeem the code but Xbox Live goes down the next day. Forever.

I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away.

 

Granted..... But she has a girl penis.

I wish to have a wish

 

Granted but it's corrupted

I wish my pencil led wasn't used up so fast taking notes