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Corrupt a Wish v2

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by vexus, Feb 14, 2016.

  1. Granted, however it is now poisonous and will poison you upon touching it.
    I wish I'd be a legendary user.
     
  2. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    denied, you need atleast 400 posts to become one, even then, you wouldn't be accepted as one

    i wish loli was banned from the world
     
  3. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    Granted but child pornography runs rampant.

    I WISH I WAS A BIRD
     
  4. Granted, you are now the last remaining dodo and not able to reproduce in any way.
    If you wanna be a basic bird, I WANNA BE A GRYPHON!
     
  5. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    i wanna be a fox
     
  6. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    Granted
    But you're a homosexual fox looking for other male foxes with a nice furry dick to mate with behind a tree.
    I wish I was Ted Cruz.
     
  7. klark

    klark α

    Granted, but every homosexual man does not take 'no' for an response.

    I wish I was god.
     
  8. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    Granted
    But your only power would be to change the cock clock.
     
  9. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    i wish i could have sex with my OC
     
  10. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    granted
    you get a std.
    i wish roth can actually play by the game rule's
    roth you fuck
     
  11. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    oh... w-what are the rules?! D:
     
  12. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    you gotta grant a wish or not
    anyways
    since there's no wish...

    I wish for a girlfriend ;(
     
  13. Granted!
    You get the most amazing, sweet girl in the world who loves you unconditionally...
    She has a bigger cock than you.

    I wish that the Cloudsixteen community wasn't full of sensitive people and feminists.
     
  14. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    granted but the only person they needed to get rid of was you.

    I wish I could live forever.
     
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  15. Granted, but it's a life of constant suffering.
    I wish for teleportation.
     
  16. karl-police

    karl-police Hotrod turret Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but the technology of today fails so you got teleported in another dimension.
    I wish for CRUSANDER an HONORABLE!
     
  17. TheFancyAlchemist

    TheFancyAlchemist World famous hl2rp connoisseur

    Granted but you are immediately banned

    I wish i could fly
     
  18. Granted, however Timmy will permanently attempt to rape you as he thinks you're a bird.
    I wish for the perfect Hl2RP server, filled with the finest of Rpers.
     
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  19. granted, they're the finest erotic rpers

    i wish a dudewithahat would off himself
     
  20. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    Crusader was removed due to people thinking it was a circle-jerking group.
    Aka you had to follow a shit ton of standards to become a crusander

    granted but he gets unbanned by kuro

    i wish for nothing
     

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