Corrupt a Wish v2

granted but

i wish i had a 87 inch dick

 

granted but you end up performing video below live on xfactor, perfect reconstruction

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0

i wish i could be awesome rockstar!1

 

granted
but guitar's are your fetish.
i wish my dad was DJ premier

 

granted, he becomes DJ-PON3.

i wish i could just wish away my wishes to wish a better wish.

 

granted
i dont get it
how dare you fucking insult dj premier you sick-fuck
i wish roth was related to the o'neil brothers.

 

granted but he's the ugly one

i wish ireland was united and gerry adams was her leader

 

granted, but Ireland was united by the UK.

I wish I could own land in another country

 

Granted, but it's under attack by a rival country.
I wish I wasn't an idiot.

 

granted but you still have no social skills

i wish id stop procrastinating

 

granted, but you have to sell it to Drake and Lil Wayne.

I wish school would be over.

 

granted but now ur an indentured servant to an angry Mongolian
I wish I had an Indian casino and the guy from that one briefcase game show deal or no deal the bald guy with the soul patch on his chin

 

uh... granted but, uh... you're gay LOL

i wish i could kill @Timmy

 

Wish granted, but he haunts you for all eternity.

I wish I had a fucking girlfriend.

 

i can be yours sweetie :3

i wish i could be in love with @Dee Pixel

 

granted, you get 5 kids, roth is the mother.

I wish for an AWP | Hyper Lore

 

Granted however it is corrupted.
I wish I had every game on steam.

 

GRanted, but your computer can't run any.

I wish for a Factory New StatTrack AWP | Dragon Lore

 

Granted, but your account gets hacked and you lose it, along with your entire Steam Account.

I wish for a life.

 

Denied

I wish for no more erp in hl2rp

 

Denied.

No wish for me.