Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but you get a wish anyways.

I wish wishing would actually change something.

 

granted, but it goes one atom at a time

i wish eazy e was still alive

 

Granted, he dies two seconds later.

I wish for a wish to wish more wishes so that i can wish my wishes to become better wishes.

 

Granted, but the universe implodes due to a rupture in the spacetime continueum.

I wish I had one of Alex Lifeson's guitars.

 

Granted, but in au where the sextape never amounted to nothing therefore you aren't popular 'nor rich

I wish that I'd have a pretty solid wish

 

Granted, it is so solid that it falls out of the air and is now carved onto a stone, rendering it useless.
I wish that Hitler won the war.

 

granted but you and i are shot for being furs

i wish instant coffee was liked by all

 

Granted, but it's now so instant that it instantly fills the entire universe with coffee, growing infinitely larger than the universe itself.

I wish that people stop thinking I'm addicted to ERP when I've actually stopped ERP'ing for 6 months. (And RP in general for 3)

 

Granted, everyone now thinks you're addicted to rape rp

I wish anime didn't exist.

 

Granted, it is now all being replaced by shitty TV shows.
I wish I could control minds..

 

Granted, but only retard's minds, and everyone knows that you're doing it.

I wish that Edd Gould would come back to life.

 

who?

i wish that @Arcade was dead

 

o-oh.....

 

granted, but daohlocks takes his place

i wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but Donald Trump is president of the World.

I wish for a land ruled by the Truly free. (See Senator Armstrong)

 

granted but you're still a faggot

i wish roth would love me (

 

This is why I'm considering leaving C16.

 

-snip-

 

Granted, you get beat up afterwards

I wish for a wish

 

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted.
I wish for my plate to automatically refill with snacks c: