Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but you become horribly obese and have to use a wheelchair.
I wish that I were smarter

 

You become smarter, but everyone else becomes a retard and mocks you for being smart.

I wish that death will finally take me.

 

granted
doesn't need to be corrupt
i wish i can penis the size of my foot

 

Granted. You will always have a huge erection

I wish I could actually run for long lengths of time without passing out

 

You can but you can never stop running.

I wish I could be in the UNSC

 

Granted, you are made one of the many cannon fodder thrown at the covenant and suffer a horrible painful death

I wish even one presidential candidate this year was qualified

 

Granted, but they don't win.

I wish WKUK Had another season.

 

Granted, a news station called WKUK gets another season.

I wish futurama was still running

 

i don't get how that would be corrupting it
ot: Granted, but Bender and fry will die on the 5th episode.

I wish

 

granted, your wish didn't come true

i wish for the zone to disappear

 

Granted, the food delivery service zone disappears

I wish for unlimited wishes

 

granted but everyone has to share

i wish i had something to do outside

 

Granted, you discover public Masturbation.
I wish to be a cyborg

 

granted but you take form of a fur or w/e still so you look retarded to most <3

i wish i was back in food tech with the lads

 

b-but i posted that yesterday...

 

Granted, but its some cancerous MLP fanart.
I wish I owned ARMA3

 

Granted, every game you play you instantly spawn in the floor. Thanks bohemia.
I wish for timmy to live near austria.

 

wow did you guys yiff or something

 

Granted, but the plane gets shot down or the car gets blown up.

I wish I had more friends.

 

lol you'll never have friends

i wish @cl0ck could literally never have friends or fall in love because he's so unlikeable (already true)