Corrupt a wish

You get a paypal, but its registered to your mom's name, haunting you for years to come.

I wish I had a snowman

 

You get the snowman, but all frozen movies in the world are burned in a huge pile.

I wish hl2rp servers would stop being fucking shitty

 

Granted but you have to play on a 100+ slot server and the owner is a douche bag

I wish for the Group Griefers movie

 

You get the movie, it reviews [REDACTED], the Group Griefers get sued for calling [REDACTED] a cunt, which is classified as "cyber bullying".

I wish for a far more cute seal to use as my profile picture.

 

This actually sounds like SCG.

Sorry, off topic.

 

Granted, but the cute seal is really a mobster in disguise when he is not being your avatar.

I wish that I was a Blizzard :O (Sorry for my previous edit lol)

 

Granted.

You become a Blizzard, but you actually become a Blizzard from DQ

I wish I was Batman

 

granted, but you're batman from batman and robin
aka nipple suit

i wish for a hl2rp schema and like 50 dollars

 

Granted, but you have to spend the $50 to actually get the HL2RP schema.

I wish for a quad SLI Titan X setup in my PC.

 

You get your Titan Xs but you CPU bottlenecks

I wish for a plane

 

You get the plane, it's a rusty crop duster.

I wish for a ?

 

You can get a ? but it'll waste your wish. the question is "Do you like to fap to gay rock porn?"

I wish for a funny joke that isn't a YO MOM joke.

 

You get a joke that is not a yo mom joke, it's instead a yo MAMMA joke.

I wish for a hot apple pie.

 

granted but you burn yourself on it because its so hot


i wish for 20 kilos of cocaine, provided no one knows about it but me

 

You can have 20 kilos of cocaine and no one will know about it but when you die, a drug addict will find your cocaine if you don't use it all but if you do use it all, then you will die.

 

You don't have a wish...
Death Zombine loses!

 

Can you even lose this game?

 

Finally I got unmuted so I can shitpost again!! Fuck me...

I wish I could suck my own butthole.

 

I don't know if I should warn you.

Wish denied. That's fucking disgusting.
I wish Dunmunll had a different wish.

 

Granted, but instead it's if he can suck his own dick.

I wish for better internet ;_;