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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by TheFancyAlchemist, May 15, 2015.

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  1. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    You get super fast internet but have a data cap

    I wish Pascal cards were out
     
    Aflac, May 16, 2015
    #41
  2. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    Granted, it's speed is 0.01 MB more than it previously was.

    I wish for a hotdawg.
     
    Daohlocks, May 16, 2015
    #42
  3. Dunmunll

    Dunmunll here for my annual shitpost

    Granted! A dog is now on fire before your eyes!

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller!
     
    Dunmunll, May 16, 2015
    #43
  4. Blizzard

    Blizzard Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but you were so tall that every time you bent over you got scoliosis and you couldn't ball.

    I wish I could meet Hannah Shuyi :D
     
    Blizzard, May 16, 2015
    #44
  5. Rootie Patootie

    Rootie Patootie

    Granted, but you meet her after she had a sex change.


    I wish I won't cry myself to sleep tonight.
     
    Rootie Patootie, May 16, 2015
    #45
  6. masterjamie9

    masterjamie9 Clockwork Customer

    Granted, you finally managed to kill yourself.

    I wish for free admin.
     
    masterjamie9, May 17, 2015
    #46
  7. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    You get admin, five hours later kuro comes over and charges thirty dollars for it, you deny, he takes your admin away.

    I wish for a warning about my future.
     
    Daohlocks, May 17, 2015
    #47
  8. Death Zombine

    Death Zombine Derpington

    you'll get it when you are 80 years old.

    I wish I didn't lose the forum game
     
    Death Zombine, May 17, 2015
    #48
  9. Arcade

    Arcade

    Granted, but you don't win either.

    I wish for some ice cream.
     
    Arcade, May 17, 2015
    #49
  10. AtlasTheSpacePirate

    AtlasTheSpacePirate How do I change my Title?

    Granted, yet you suddenly find yourself lactose intolerant!

    I wish we could play CS:GO together.
     
    AtlasTheSpacePirate, May 17, 2015
    #50
  11. Death Zombine

    Death Zombine Derpington

    You can play CS:GO together but all your teammates are 6 year olds kids who like to ddos, lagswitch, and DoS people and the other team will swat you if you kill them.

    I wish for cancer to fuck off.
     
    Death Zombine, May 17, 2015
    #51
  12. Arcade

    Arcade

    Granted, the cure for cancer is finally found. Joy across the world. Sadly, ebola picks up again and begins spreading throughout Europe and the Americas.

    I wish for Saints Row to be good again.
     
    Arcade, May 17, 2015
    #52
  13. AtlasTheSpacePirate

    AtlasTheSpacePirate How do I change my Title?

    Your wish is granted yet microtransactions flood it, a day 1 DLC is made and it's only purchasable from Origin.

    I wish ISIS would fuck off.
     
    AtlasTheSpacePirate, May 17, 2015
    #53
  14. Death Zombine

    Death Zombine Derpington

    ISIS will fuck off but a new terrorist group will rise up in Norway and take over.

    I wish Ebola would go away too. eat dem apples @Arcade
     
    Death Zombine, May 17, 2015
    #54
  15. Dremek

    Dremek

    Granted. It goes away, but a new virus sprouts up and kills everyone you've ever cared about.

    I wish @Corbulogistics and @Fixxer would give me a blowjob.
     
    Dremek, May 17, 2015
    #55
  16. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    Wish denied, no dick was found.

    i wish my r key could be replaced after playing too much hotline miami
     
    Daohlocks, May 17, 2015
    #56
  17. Death Zombine

    Death Zombine Derpington

    Wish denied, your r key was too hot to be replaced

    I wish I could spawn food.
     
    Death Zombine, May 17, 2015
    #57
  18. TheFancyAlchemist

    TheFancyAlchemist World famous hl2rp connoisseur

    Granted but you can only spawn food eaten by spiders

    I wish for a good new hl2rp map.
     
    TheFancyAlchemist, May 17, 2015
    #58
  19. Mr. Spak

    Mr. Spak E Clockwork Customer

    Granted, City 15 is released but soon removed from the internet.

    I wish I had a good profile picture.
     
    Mr. Spak, May 17, 2015
    #59
  20. The Dovahneer

    The Dovahneer i can change my title

    granted, however its porn and you get permabanned

    i wish that i had thought of something good to wish for
     
    The Dovahneer, May 17, 2015
    #60
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