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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by TheFancyAlchemist, May 15, 2015.

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  1. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    Granted, but you crash every thirty minutes.

    I wish I could run GTA V after the new patch without crashing every thirty minutes in online.
     
    Daohlocks, May 17, 2015
    #81
  2. Dunmunll

    Dunmunll here for my annual shitpost

    Granted, but the WATTs are ridiculous and kill your power for some unbelievable reason, Christmas Vacation.

    I wish my nutella jar wouldn't go empty ever :/
     
    Dunmunll, May 17, 2015
    #82
  3. BLλZING_DUST

    BLλZING_DUST what is even serious rp anymore

    Granted, but you need to eat every 5 minutes or you'll die.
    I wish that this baby can fix my shower.
    shutterstock_168375158.jpg
     
    • Good Coder Good Coder x 1
    BLλZING_DUST, May 17, 2015
    #83
  4. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    He fixes your shower. It breaks the second time you use it.

    I wish my hard-drive could hold more than 465 GB =P
     
    Daohlocks, May 17, 2015
    #84
  5. Death Zombine

    Death Zombine Derpington

    Granted, it can hold 906 GB now but every time you download a game you like, it will take 50 GB.

    I wish starbound was ruled by penguins.
     
    Death Zombine, May 18, 2015
    #85
  6. Dunmunll

    Dunmunll here for my annual shitpost

    Granted! You're now playing club penguin with a full membership!!!

    I wish school was done for the semester already
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Dunmunll, May 18, 2015
    #86
  7. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    semester is over but you must take a summer semester

    I wish they stopped calling me big tom
     
    Aflac, May 18, 2015
    #87
  8. Arcade

    Arcade

    Granted, you're now called Large Thomas instead.

    I wish I could afford GTA V on PC.
     
    Arcade, May 18, 2015
    #88
  9. AtlasTheSpacePirate

    AtlasTheSpacePirate How do I change my Title?

    Granted, but it crashes on start-up everytime.

    I wish Arcade would come out of the closet.
     
    AtlasTheSpacePirate, May 18, 2015
    #89
  10. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    Granted, but he has a car-bomb strapped to his chest and he's inside of an orphanage.

    I wish I could get my wish corrupted.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Generisk Løytnant, May 18, 2015
    #90
  11. CakeZ

    CakeZ rp is for nerds right

    Granted!
    I wish deX WASNt SUCh A fucKING nerD
     
    CakeZ, May 18, 2015
    #91
  12. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    Granted, but you DIdINT FUCKING CORRUPt MY SWISH YOU CUNT

    i wish seaN dANIELI wASNT suCH A FUCKING BUTTHOEL
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Generisk Løytnant, May 18, 2015
    #92
  13. CakeZ

    CakeZ rp is for nerds right

    I corrupted it by not corrupting it! Which, in turn, corrupts it! What to do?!
     
    • Like Like x 1
    CakeZ, May 18, 2015
    #93
  14. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    Granted. He is now a dick.

    I wish a wishing wish.
     
    Daohlocks, May 18, 2015
    #94
  15. TheFancyAlchemist

    TheFancyAlchemist World famous hl2rp connoisseur

    Granted. Your wish turns out to cause your worst nightmare to become a reality

    I wish for the "deep nutz" joke to just stop.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    TheFancyAlchemist, May 18, 2015
    #95
  16. Starkiller

    Starkiller OwO whats this!

    Granted. The "Deep nutz" joke will stop, however the "Deez nutz" joke is more popular than ever.

    I wish that I never made this wish.
     
    Starkiller, May 18, 2015
    #96
  17. Zoo

    Zoo title

    Granted, you drank bleach instead, you're now in the hospital.

    I wish I had a burger.
     
    Zoo, May 18, 2015
    #97
  18. Arcade

    Arcade

    Granted. Congratulations, you've received a burger! It tastes awful.

    I wish for Gabe Newell to notice us.
     
    Arcade, May 18, 2015
    #98
  19. Dremek

    Dremek

    Granted, but it catches on fire because it doesn't include any cooling system.

    I wish I just didn't waste the past couple of days on a shitton of homework
     
    Dremek, May 18, 2015
    #99
  20. AtlasTheSpacePirate

    AtlasTheSpacePirate How do I change my Title?

    Granted, but you fail the semester since you don't do your homework.

    I wish I had a life.
     
    AtlasTheSpacePirate, May 18, 2015
    #100
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