Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you end up living as the sex slave of Weathur. We'd al love to be in that position...

I wish I had all the fucking games on my damned wishlist.

 

Spoiler: god damn it sod

Granted, but you spend it on here all day. Wait. (i kid)

Granted, but they don't function properly and your PC overheats.

I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

Wish denied.


I wish Dex would go fuck himself with his wannabe clever wishes

 

Granted, but I make fortunes upon fortunes because that's an incredible fucking feat right there.

I wish Polis came back and stayed.

 

Granted, but he hates you and gets all your friends to hate you too then get you banned.

I wish I would get shot in the face.

 

Granted, but you can't respawn.

I wish I could make infinite money out of a bag.

 

Granted. You now have endless amounts of monopoly money that you can pull from a big sack.

I wish that it didn't take me forever to write something.

 

Granted, I now type for you every time you give me 100 dollars.

I wish I get some food.

 

Granted, roasted squid.


I wish people stop making outlands servers

 

Granted, now they make ERPFactory servers.

I wish I was worth the value of gold.

 

YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH MORE AND THERES NO FLAWS <3

I wish I was good at reddit gift exchanges

 

You now know what gift exchanges means! Congratulations!

I wish my school wasn't full of sociopaths.

 

Granted, now it's full of psychopaths.

I wish I would stop doing so bad in CK2

 

Granted, you now suck in Gmod!

I wish zoo would notice me senpai ;-;

 

Wish Denied. Senpai will never notice you.

i wish for big ddos

 

Granted, Bob Good DD- Nevermind, corb said he can do nothing, wish denied.

I wish for Kemerd to not crush my dreams ;-;

 

Granted, now he will humilliate you till you cry out loud.


I wish that people stop thinking Bob is funny. Seriously, stop.

 

Granted, now he is the set standard of what a role player should be.

I wish all the autism would leave Gmod RP forever.

 

Granted, but it went to C16.


I wish admin vendors were more frequent.

 

Granted, they now appear in every room in the server.

I wish 1+1 wasn't 2.