Corrupt a wish

Granted, now it is the equation of your painful and slow death.

I wish I had a planet full of unicorns.

 

Granted, but the planet begins to slowly die from a deadly virus.

I wish that my wish wont get corrupted.

 

Granted, a paradox ensues and the universe ends.

I wish someone would say "hi" to me.

 

Granted, your powers make it so that someone will reply to your comment 6 hou- oh wait you commented 35 minutes ago...

I wish sloth_ commented 6 hours ago to make this corrupted wish work.

 

Granted! Six hours ago...

Wait a minute...

It appears time has gone too far back!!! Prehistoric dank D4nk Meme$ everywhere m'lady

I wish I was an African american who was 6'9"

 

Granted however you are in the deep south during the Civil Infraction Era of the U.S.

I wish to have everything be a paradox.

 

Granted, but everything goes back to normal after a few moments.
I wish for more wishes that can't be corrupt.

 

Granted, we start another foru-

Spoiler: Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a Wish is a semi-commonly played forum game. To play, you simply create a wish and the next poster must grant it then make their own wish. But, when you grant a wish you add a twist or corruption. For example: If the wish is "I wish I could read people's minds" as the granted you can say "You can read minds, but you read everybody's mind at the same time and you can't stop it".

Rules:
1) Don't make extremely specific wishes, give the granter something to work with.
2) Always grant a wish AND make a wish when you post.
3) Be nice!
4) Have fun!
5) Don't break the forum rules (duh)

I'll start it off:
I wish I could swim a 20 second freestyle.

Granted, you will start a paradox in the future when you swim a 20 second freestyle.
I wish someone would make a good hl2rp server.

 

Granted. hehe

I wish that life wasn't a buttplug full of work

 

Granted, however technically since doing anything counts as 'work', you won't be able to do.. anything. Crap, that sucks.

I wish for a pony.

 

Granted. You got a pony. It died.

I wish Tom DeLonge was still in Blink 182.

 

Granted. Tom DeLonge is in Blink 182 but then he leaves a day later.

I want a suicide bomber kid delivered to my doorstep.

 

Granted, but you have to relieve all your AK47's in return.

I wish for a United Ireland.

 

Granted. Ireland is united under the United Kingdom after an invasion that killed thousands..

I wish for 10 dollars in monopoly money.

 

Granted, it becomes real mo- I mean uuh.. the monopoly money can only afford gum.

I wish for a extremely specific wish that is impossible to corrupt unless you're as creative as a guy who makes 1000 video games that are original

 

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I wish these wishes WERENT so needlessly random with convoluted endings

 

Granted, anyone who tries to cause a paradox is going to get fucking raped.

I wish for a world without Jews.

 

granted
you're dead

i wish for everything on this list for free
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/4b2bzy

 

Granted, but it's all broke and smells like shit. Fuck you, Dovah. FUCK YOU.

I wish the Nazis won.

 

Granted. You are now a jew.

I wish I didn't have a wish.