Corrupt a wish

fuck you
these meta jokes arent funny

i wish i could go to the moon
yknow
for the moon nazis

 

Granted

You get there and die because lol no space suit


I wish I wish upon a star

 

Granted, but it falls toward the Earth and destroys your town in a giant ass nuclear explosion.

I wish I could Set The World On Fire.

 

Nice try, Britt Nicole


I wish my town hadn't been nuked and the world was restored and the giant star didn't kill us

 

Granted but all these people who think Nazi jokes are funny stay dead/in the universe where the world is destroyed.


I wish for the clockwork initializing glitch to be fixed.

 

Denied. Even wishes can't get around stuff like that witchery

I wish I had a harem of anime girls

 

granted, but you exchange your soul to the devil for it

i wish that WW2 hadnt happened

 

Granted, but the Nazis somehow took over the world because everyone else was too afraid to fight them.

I wish I was Hitler.

 

Granted, you kill anyone that is in your religion (if you are a atheist then you will kill atheists.)

I wish hacking into accounts, emails, or anything private to you was impossible (I think it's possible to corrupt this.)

 

Granted, when you did you found out secrets you never wanted to know -- your father isn't your father, your neighbor Bob is.

I wish I was Kakashi.

(I am weeaboo trash.)

 

Granted, you are now cosplaying Kakashi yet you're a socially awkward nerd who only makes meme jokes from 2008 and folds his arms a lot. You are wearing a pair of 50$ Nike tennis shoes



I wish anime was real life

 

Granted, Any girl now has breast the size of basketballs, people have weird faces, fights are ALOT slower, people have power lvls, and any male is a total fucking badass except background characters.

I wish for hope

 

Granted. Hope will be here momentarily

LOADING HOPE: 300 terabytes left to download

I wish that ALL THE JEWS WERE GONE

 

Granted, but Muslims take over the world.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LET HIM STOP IT.

I wish we let him stop it.

 

Granted, Hitler stops it and kills the jews!

I wish we would stop the wish chain about Jews

 

Granted, the wish chain goes immediately to Christians, but then switches right back to Jews.

I wish the chain was full of sushi! ^-^

 

Denied, I ate it already.

I wish for @RJ to corrupt someone's wish.

 

Granted, the post is not visible to non-eyeglass members

I wish the Blackhawks would win the Stanley cup this year.

 

Granted. A group of large black hawks flys in and wins the Stanley cup.


I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, the world remains in peace for a week before the world leaders remember that they love to blow shit up, and combat ensues.

I wish I had a cookie.