Corrupt a wish

Granted, I took your cookie and tied you to a chair, eating it above your face and letting the crumbs dribble onto your shirt, forcing you to be confronted with the thing you've always wanted, just out of reach. I eat the last bits of the cookie and laugh as your seal-shaped face distorts in agony.

I just want the world to burn. ^-^

 

Granted. A random model of the world somewhere randomly catches on fire.

I wish for a president like JFK.

 

Granted, he's a republican.
I wish Alchemy was real.

 

Alchemy is real, but your entire immediate family was killed by an alchemy accident.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

Denied, but Granted.

I wish for a world where everyone was white.

 

Granted, A alien race of black people invade and a group called KKK forms to stop the invasion.

I wish for the KKK to change it's name. @Rootie Patootie

 

Granted, it becomes the Nigger Killer Klan.

I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted,

I wish for a funny corruption

 

Denied, none of us here are funny. To the gulag with you!

I wish for a mass genocide.

 

Granted, but it's just some tribe somewhere nobody even knew existed. ^-^

I wish for water in a desert.

 

You get it, but then you drop your flask.

I wish I weren't banned from my favorite forum

 

granted, you're softbanned which is 100 times worse

i wish parashock wasnt such a kike

 

Wish granted, but Parashock then goes onto lead the KCC(Kike Central Command) and reigns superior.

I wish, My face wasn't so stereotypical asian-like

 

Granted, but your face is now stereotypically Arabic. Wear your turban with pride, my friend!~
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I wish I wasn't permanently scarred by If I Were a Rich Man from the Fiddler on the Roof. (above video)