Corrupt A Wish

So basically, it's corrupt a wish. The first person makes a wish. The second person corrupts that wish, then makes a wish of their own. Example
Walter Says: I wish for a better computer.

Dub: Granted, but it dies in two days without warranty.
I wish for a puppy.

Sloth: Granted, but it bites you and gives you rabies, before it runs away.
I wish for Crusader.
And so on...

I'll start.

I wish for a bird named "Beatrice."

 

Granted, but it flies into a window and commits suicide.

 

Well? You gotta corrupt a wish and then wish your own.

 

Granted, but the wish seemed for the world to be ended.

(OOC: Just continuing the game)

I wish for a race bike.

 

Granted, but you have no wheels

I want a Sloth named Harold and he holds with him a pimp cane and a top hat

 

Granted, but he gets hit by a truck. You only have the Pimp cane, and the top hat now.

 

// Oh yeah. I forgot to make my own wish. LOL.

Alright, alright. Here. Let's restart the game since Oliver also fucked up.

Walter, make a new post of your wish and we'll start over. 'Ight?

 

Granted, But Walter has a stroke before he hits the post button.

I wish for a castle.

 

// lol ok

Granted, but the castle is haunted.

I wish for a real life Ellie.

 

Granted, but you didn't say where you wanted her therefor she went somewhere else

I wish for a good HL2RP server

 

Granted, but the owner gets bored and shuts it down.

I wish for cake that is not a lie.

 

You didn't wish for something... ;-;

 

Granted. He wished something, but not on this forum.

I wish for kuro to play by the rules.

 

Granted, but he's too busy with IRL things so he doesn't make participate in this anyway now.

I wish for a CA whitelist on SwaggyRP

 

Grantee, but you get Pk'd and lose the whitelist.

I wish for a smarter world.

 

Granted, but you didn't specify which superpower, so you now produce nuclear-level farts.

I wish for Steam to come to Windows Phone.

 

Granted, but the layout is so horribly bad that when you click 'Friends' you quit Steam and when you want to quit Steam, you start up mobile TF2 which is fucking atrotious. And each time you restart the app, the layout randomizes.

I wish for myself to become a Supervisor on Cloud Sixteen

 

Granted, but you die before seeing it happen.

I wish for Sloth sex.