Corrupt A Wish

Granted, you wished but suddenly appeared in year 4014 where wishing is illegal and you get immediatly arrested by Drones and robots for an execution.

I wish for Titanfall 2.

 

i can understand why you have a low iq

 

Granted. But it is broken.

I wish for Sasha Grey to have sex with me.

 

Granted, but she has her anus and vagina laced with razor blades and acid syringes.

I wish to divide by the 0 fucks I give.

 

You get zero.
I wish for severance alpha test.

 

kuro said No squeakers allowed.

I wish to know what the hell that Evolution schema that was mentioned before is.

 

Granted. It involves starting out in City-17 as a kitten and working your way up to a combine.

I wish for a forum-based RP sub-forum on Cloud Sixteen.

 

Granted, but the forum-based RP sub-forum is all MLP ERP.

I wish for a decent HL2RP server.

 

Granted. After having a good time on the server for a long while, you suddenly realize what the time is, say Gtg to everyone on the server, and leave. After a good nights' sleep, you wake up much earlier than usual and decide to go on the server. You cannot find the server. No matter what you try, the server will not simply come up. You decide to find their website and see if the server is down for short while or something. Turns out the admins have been forced to shut down their server after it turned out they stole all of their content from another server.

I wish for a shitty HL2RP server.

 

Capitol roleplay.

 

Stop fucking over your own thread, dude.

 

Granted, however it simply turns so popular that you are the epicenter of a mass mingefest and have no way of stopping it. You become more popular than lemonpunch and earn 100 dollars a day through donations. You are full of DarkRP players and minges.

I wish for a job at valve.

 

You get a job at Valve but gaben is a brony and rapes your butthole with a Chance the flared stallion from bad dragon
i wish to cum in rainbow dash

 

Granted but before climax you have an autism attack and rip her throat apart, then pleasing yourself inside of her entrails. Leaving nothing but semen and the blood of Rainbow Dash all over the floor.

I wish for immortality.

 

Granted, and so you lived for over9000 years, everyone who you knew or loved died, and apocalypse happened, so you are now completely alone. (Also, Chuck Norris can still kill you)

I wish the next poster to write "Granted, but..." and corrupt this wish.

 

STALEMATE!
STALEMATE!
STALEMATE!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
SELF-DESTRUCTION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED

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Character 'Niker107' has been permakilled.

I wish for a futuristic computer that won't ever break.

 

Granted. But it attains sentience, and then kills you, it then goes on a rampage and kills the world, bringing about the age of machines.

I wish for Crusader status.

 

Granted, but it merges into the Customer status, becomes indistinguishable and everyone continues thinking you're still just reknowned with a Customer status.

 

Denied, you wished nothing.

I wish for serious roleplay to never actually exist.

 

Granted, but after it stopped existing, someone went on and made a new one.

I wish a wish that will never come true.