Corrupt A Wish

Granted, you wished for humans ever reaching light speed.

I wish for serious roleplay to never, ever exist and to be never created.

 

Granted, instead, we have about 9000 DarkRP servers, claiming to be "Serious", with 5 year olds governing, and holding the mayorial house.

Are we doomed? Yes.

I wish for cmd.exe to recognize speech.

 

FATAL ERROR: CANNOT RECOGNISE SPEECH

I wish for the source engine to never exist. Wait! That would mean Titanfall wouldn't exist, okay umm... I wish for, wait no.. uhhhh... I wish for Titans to be made in real life.

 

Granted. Perma'd for whining.


I wish for TS3 to be sexier.

 

Granted, but it's full of fat, ugly hairy women thus making it no longer sexy.

I wish for 4x GTX Titan Z

 

Granted, But you'll need to sell your computer cooling device that'll make the GTX overburn.
I wish to become a super saiyan.

 

Granted. Now you're this kid.
Kid Thinks Hes From Dragon Ball Z And Tries To Go Super Saiyan On Camera


I wish I was beautiful.

 

Granted, But it'll wear off in 1 day.
I wish i was perfect.

 

Granted, you were perfect when you were born. The next day, you got ruined.

I wish for .jpg being the only image extension, so all pictures are HD.

 

Granted, but after .jpg became the only extension, there's no images with invisible backgrounds, and the bad quality images aren't gone.

I wish I had a wish.

 

But... didn't you just use a wish... that you used to wish... for a wish... that you wish you had... but you just wished... for... wish... wish... gaben... APOIENFRUEAIOPIEFRNIEOFPJG

Spoiler: Pointless meme

I wish for nothing.

 

// UPVOTE FOR THE DAY! LOL.

 

Granted, But it still exists in all other multiverses.
I wish for hell on earth

 

Granted, you burn in a fire for 100 years while everyone is drinking tea (because the Devil specifically hates you), then you see how Earth turns into heaven while you're lying dead as ashes.

I wish for the person below me to become my wife.

 

Granted.
I wish for a duck tale.

 

Granted.

There was once a pretty duck,
Who really loved to say 'quack'.
And one day, that nasty hank,
Decided that he would rob a bank.

He fought and fought,
Did not give up,
But a police officer took his fork,
And brutally stabbed the duck.

The End.

I wish to become a pretty princess.

 

Granted, but you are involved in a brutal head-in-flames thingy and you're no longer pretty.

I wish somebody liked me.

 

Granted, it's me.
I wish people would stop following in my footsteps.

 

Granted, but you had to die for that to happen.

I wish for C'thulu to make me his head priest.