Corrupt A Wish

YOU DARE DEFY THE POWER OF CTHULHU?
I wish I was Cthulu.

 

Granted. As a side-effect, you also cease to exist, because you are Cthulhu, and Cthulhu does not exist.

I wish that the following reply does not consist of "Granted, but..." followed by a corruption, but still follows the rules of the thread.

 

dudeim not fucking somethinga kurozael or

 

Denied.

I wish for Severance.

 

Granted, it's a name-changed HL2RP schema where OTA and Administrator factions are removed and MPF is re-named to Zoahmby faction, but even the models aren't changed.

I wish for Cider Two to become popular again.

Spoiler: Actual Serious Stuff

Like, seriously, why is it abandoned? If properly done, it can be an amazing experience! Cops fighting gangs, daily routine, politics and all that jazz, some black market dealers here and there, etc.

 

Granted, but when it became popular, all other schemas were discontinued, and severance wasn't released,

I wish for I wish for.

 

Granted, you used your 'wish for' for the wish that you wished for in the post that you made. How do you like it when others make confusing crap like that?

I wish for people to stop making weird wishes on this thread which cannot be properly granted and corrupted by following the rules of the thread. Really, make normal wishes.

 

Granted, they're so normal, it's boring and everyone hates you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, and after you get to know what you wish, you wished a candy, and after few seconds, realized that you could wish much better things, but your chance is lost.

I wish for a candy.

 

Granted, but you realise you could've wished for infinite money and could've got more candy.

I wish I had the best wish ever.

 

Denied, the genie said you can't wish for more wishes.

I wish for everyone in the world to wear pink clothing and for me to wear blue clothing.

 

Granted, but pink is cool and everyone beats up whoever where's blue.

I wish for more wishes.

 

Denied, you're out of wishes.

I wish for my cat to get off me and let me go.

 

Granted, but then a pack of wolves jump on you.

I wish I wasn't out of wishes.

 

Granted, but the only wish that you weren't out of was used to wish that you wouldn't be out of wishes.

I wish the pack of wolves would get off from TheGarry IM SAVING YOU, BROTHER

 

Granted, but then a pack of lions and giraffes jump on him, brutally tearing him apart. You did not save him.

I wish, wait... I don't have anymore wishes. I wish I could steal someone else's wish chance thing.

 

Granted, you stole somebody's wish........Uhm, I gotta think a corruption......... uhm, yeah, sure: you can only wish for a pink unicorn.

I wish for kurozael to have 9999999999999999999 posts and make C16 get the blue screen of death because of it.

 

Granted, but CloudSixteen is no longer up because it got the blue screen of death.

I wish I could live in the times of Ancient Rome.

 

Granted, the huns take you away.

I wish I could buy all the steam games I want.

 

Granted, but then Gabe Newell noticed and banned you.

I wish for Alex to come back to develop CW...