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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by walter2, Mar 27, 2014.

  1. ParaShock

    ParaShock Clockwork Customer

    Granted, he's working to create a new Tiramisu RP gamemode.

    I wish for Cloudsixteen to make a new CW update.
     
  2. ShadowOfDoubt

    ShadowOfDoubt In the grim dark future. There is only SCG.

    Granted, but the new update breaks all of the things that were "fine" in the update before it.

    I wish Total War: Rome 2 had the Roma Surrectum mod.
     
  3. Tomo742

    Tomo742 Guest

    Granted, but it's actually Total Peace: Greek 10 with the Ruma rectum mod.

    I wish I had a job.
     
  4. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    You are hired, but it's a low-paying job for manually cleaning out poop sewers.

    I wish for a good HL2:RP server.
     
  5. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Granted. You then wake up, and realize good HL2RP don't exist.

    I wish for a job.
     
  6. Tomo742

    Tomo742 Guest

    Granted, you then win the lottery and get sacked from your job, a few days later you are broke and have to suck off dogs for crisps.

    I wish I had a giraffe.
     
  7. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Granted. Unfortunately you actually got an elephant, you dumb fuck Patrick.

    I wish for weight loss.
     
  8. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Granted. Unfortunately you got 20 extra KG.

    I wish for an elevator from another forum game.
     
  9. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    You get a Machinima.

    I put in TheGarry.
     
  10. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Denied, wrong forum game.

    I wish, am I?
     
  11. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    Denied, gtfo.

    I wish I had infinite wishes.
     
  12. Granted, you may only wish for a gram of infected dust to appear somewhere in the universe with a very high chance of it appearing right in your heart, killing you as your blood gets infected. Also, you may only wish every week, not more often than that.

    I wish for a corrupted wish.
     
  13. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    You get a corrupted wish.. but it can only be used for good causes.



    I wish for... a sandwich!
     
  14. Too bad.

    I wish to I wish to.
     
  15. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but Denied.

    I wish next poster luck.
     
  16. Oh my god, I just won the lottery! This is such good luck!

    [me=Niker107]gets hit by a truck passing by.... the luck only lasted for a few seconds.[/me]

    I wish for ;D
     
  17. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but you only get :mad:


    I wish for Youtube to stop screwing everything up.
     
  18. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but right after they stopped screwing everything up, the universe exploded.

    I wish GTA V to come out for Wii (lol), but not PC.
     
  19. AntiShitizen

    AntiShitizen shart fourty-three kilos of onions into my scapula

    Granted, but it requires 12GB of RAM to run at a constant rate of 30 FPS.

    I wish for a brand new USP Match.
     
  20. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Granted, but it turns out that it is illegal in your country and you get busted.

    I wish for ice cream.
     

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