Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the ceiling fan shows aggression to all lifeforms that are not you, and attacks them on sight.
This leads to the extinction of all life in your home town except for you and the fan.

I wish for Shut Up Walter to use his anthropomorphic fluttershy avatar again and not his current one.

 

Granted, but it's resolution now is 8x8 px

I wish to get out of that pandora box.

 

you got it babe

 

Granted. The fact that you were in it to begin with is already a wish corruption.

I wish the next wish and all the wishes after it don't use 'but' or synonyms of 'but' at all.

 

Granted, but only the wishes do not have the word "but" or synonyms of "but", not the wish corruption.

I wish for a tube of semen

 

give me 15 to 20 minutes

 

Denied, you're already too goddamn late.

I wish for a dinosaur toy TOTALLY for my little sister.

 

You get one instead.

I wish for anal.

 

Granted, But it's from me.

I wish for Shut Up Walter to use RainbowDoge again.

 

Granted, but its size is 1 by 1 pixels, so good luck seeing it.

I wish for that linux penguin at the top of the Cloud Sixteen logo to go to Facepunch's logo.

 

Granted, but it now has a giant cock at the top of the Cloud Sixteen logo.

I wish for a cock rating.

 

You get an 'agree' rating from me.

I wish for even bigger avatars.

 

Is it wrong that I actually looked up?...

 

goddamnit cant find that avatar

hold on

if i find it then yeah

 

If you can find it I'll give you all my love.

 

i can find every pony but rainbow dash

fucking

 

Back ontopic, thanks.

 

Alright well that pictures a new one.
Okay!
Still better than the apple.

 

denied

 

Anything off-topic beyond here, gets warned.