Corrupt A Wish

i didnt expect my avatar to literally be

oh and i wish to not be warned

-Unfortunately, denied.

User was warned for this post by DonScarlet (Derailing of a thread/shitposting.).

 

granted but you get banned

i wish for supervisor

 

granted but youre oliver

i wish that oliver actually knew what derailment means.

 

Granted, but I ban you for misunderstanding the rules. Countless times.


I wish for win32, to be win86.

 

granted but you die beccause you taalk shit get hit

i wish forr oliver to not be supervisor

 

Denied; Not gonna happen.

I wish for Windows 8.05

 

God dammit Oliver... I'm responding to tommy

Granted I'm not corrupting though

I wish Tommy's wish would come true

 

Denied again.

I wish for Task Manager to become more pleasing to the eye.

 

ggrranted bbut you don't get to see it cuz you die

i wish for oliver to play by the game's rules and understand you can't deny a wish

 

The wish is granted. Nothing happens. Meanwhile, you contract brain cancer for being a hypocrite.

I wish for DonScarlet to post a picture of something in HL2RP they think is funny.

 

Granted, but it's not funny because he doesn't understand humor.

I wish that money

 

Granted, but you money

I wish for this wish to come true

 

granted, but you die because you called me a hypocrite

i want a vagina

 

Granted but you already have one.

I want anal, again.

 

Granted, but it's with Miley Cyrus.

I wish to get girl scouts cookies and girl scouts in my mouth.

 

too bad

 

// I don't play HL2RP anymore. ;C

Granted, but what you didn't know, was that they were all infected with Hepatitis, AIDS and SARS.

I wish for Origin to stop crashing, and going full-on retard with every update.

 

granted but you don't get to see it fixed because you die

i wish for oliver to bin threads instead of deleting them because he's pissy about stuff that was said in them

 

//Origin never does that to me.

Granted. Now he bins them first, then deletes them.

I wish for a tube of semen.

 

Ten minutes pls

I wish that EA wasn't a fucking money-milker. Srsly. I bought Sims 3 Starter Pack, and Sims 3 has fucking MICROTRANSACTIONS?!