Corrupt A Wish

Granted, and from that day onwards, EA begins producing high quality indie games with unique story and gameplay. Eventually, they go bankrupt, because quality doesn't sell anymore.

 

Denied, you wished for nothing.

How tough am I? I once corrupted a wish of a 6-year old... and I didn't cry- oh, wait, is this the wrong threa.... Crap.... Uhhh.... I wish for Severance to come out in 1000 years and leave everyone waiting but myself, who'll get it along with his friends in the next 2 minutes?

 

Granted. But we noticed everyone in the world is your Facebook friend too. Looks like everyone gets it.

I wish for a magic clock that beat the shit out of walter

 

Granted, but it thought you said cock.


I wish for a pickle.

 

Granted, but it becomes a cucumber.

I wish for anal sex.

 

Granted. With your avatar.

I wish for Half-life 3 and Severance to come out sooner and at the same time.

 

granted but every1 is playing ghosts and gtav to play it

 

Walter, do I have to keep warning you for disrupting, or not following games?

 

Granted, but then Walter dies from neglect.

I wish for Cloud Sixteen to get a better and original logo.

 

Granted, but it becomes my picture.

I wish for Gayben to give me a twinkie-job.

 

Granted. Gay ben gives you a twinkie-job. Gay ben also weighs significantly more than Gaben.

I wish for VeXan to give me a twinkie-job.

 

granted but you are forced to give vodka's avatar a twinkie-job simeultaneously

i wish for supervisor

 

Granted, but C16 dies after you got it.


I wish for more free games from Origin.

 

Denied, Origin is shit.

I wish for a revamp of these forums so it's not a race just to get to the next user group.

 

Granted, but now it's a race for the most shitposts.


I just really wish for more free games.

 

Granted, but they're all shitty.

I wish for Hipster to love me more than he does now.

 

granted, he is now consistently trying to stick his dick in you

i wish for honorable

 

Granted. On a totally different forum.

I wish for kurozael to come to this thread and corrupt my wish.

 

Granted. Now that you are honourable, I become the founder.

I wish for a jar of acidic pickles with flammable properties.