Corrupt A Wish

I wish for a jar of acidic pickles with flammable properties.
Granted but you lit yourself and your home on fire, causing millions in neighborhood and city property damage, leading to the death of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.

I wish kurozael gave me some swag and things.

 

Granted. What's more 'swag' than a 72-hour IP ban?

I wish for this thread to be revived.

 

Granted, but it was immediately deleted and you received a permanent forum ban for 'necroposting' by kurozael.

I wish the Cloud Sixteen forum logo didn't look like a dog's butthole.



User was warned for this post by Atebite (Necropost).

 

Granted, but now it's a cat's asshole.

I wish I would stop getting banned for shitposting when others do more and worse.

 

Granted, but you were immediately banned for 'complaining about bans'.

I wish that the Cloud Sixteen logo didn't look like any kind of butthole, in-fact, why not a 16 with a Cloud over it?

 

Granted, but it'll still be terrible.

I wish Walter would come back.

 

Granted, but he doesn't post anymore.
I wish hl2rp wasn't cancerous

 

Granted, but GMod roleplaying dies as a whole.

I wish I could draw.

 

Granted, but you can only draw porn.

I wish the inventory screen had a scrollbar

 

Granted, but now it causes your FPS to drop to 1 while scrolling. Also, you can't scroll up.

I wish I could read the rules.

 

//Jokes on you, it does that anyway! haha....

Granted, but you miss the shitposting part.

I wish CW didn't fuck itself recently.

 

Granted, but right after your wish came true CW stopped getting any updates for the next 4 years.

I wish I didn't miss the shitposting part while reading rules from the previous wish.

 

//CW already does that.
Granted, but then Monkah changes it again and you don't re-read it.

I wish C16 wasn't such a shitstorm

 

Granted, but now it's worse then a shitstorm.

I wish I could shit money.

 

Granted, but you shit golden bricks, and it's really painful for you.

I wish hsiw I

 

Granted, but your mirror breaks.

I wish for more White Castle and Culver's restaurants around where I live.

 

Granted, but they don't sell food.

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted.

 

Granted, but kuro locks the thread.
I wish for a CW key

 

Granted, but clockwork gets hacked.

I wish for a wish that will be corrupted.