Corrupt A Wish

All of those are granted, but you now are an 80 year old man.

I wish for a good thread.

 

Granted, but only for a second.
I wish weeaboos would die off. Along with bronies.

 

Granted, although CoD 12 year olds take their place.

I wish for 50$. Cash.

 

Granted, but your shins get blown off, your ballerness faids away due to the events ahead, your girl gets in a freak accident, causing disfigurement for life, she in the hospital, the rabbit flips you off and runs, your impala crashes into your girl.

I wish to be an actor.

 

Granted but you only make one movie, which somehow managed to sell negative.

I wish for... I really don't have anything I want.

So I wish for a bigger cup of tea.

 

-oops accidental double post, snip-

 

Granted, but it's too hot and it burns your tongue off.


I wish for 10000 posts in my post count

 

Granted, but you're fucking banned. Hallelujah.

I wish to have my account deleted. :^)

 

Granted, but you cannot recreate your account.

I wish to be [member=4742]Hipster Doge[/member]'s waifu.

 

Granted, but he ceases to exist and becomes part of an anime.

I wish for all the music I could ever want in FLAC-format.

 

Granted, but the file is corrupted.

I wish that all of the music you could ever want in FLAC files were corrupted.

 

Granted, but you can't play them.

I wish to have a glass of blood.

 

Granted, but that blood contains Ebola.
You are going to die within 16 days.

I wish I was 9 feet tall.

 

Granted; but everyone else is 90 feet tall.


I wish for a new house.

 

Granted; But after spending a week inside the house, you find out Michael Jackson use to live there, and you see his ghost wandering around sometimes, screaming out and echoing in a disorted voice : " HEEEE HEEEEEUU!!"

I wish I could pleasure myself by being able to give myself a cock sucking.

 

Granted, but you have AIDS

I wish for a good HL2RP server

 

How autistic are you...read the rules on how to play the game. I tell you...things used to be so much better back in ma' day.

Question: Could Jake quit the internet 4ever? like...srly. lol.

 

Granted, but Kemerd gets jelly and hacks your server.

I wish for the HL2 Beta Leak to be legalized.

 

Granted, but it appears that all the effort was actually HL2 Beta and there will never be HL3.

I wish that everyone used their brains.

 

Granted, but everyone has autism

I wish for peas