Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it wasn't with me so it was bad

I wish everyone on c16 stopped being dumb and autistic

 

Granted, but Mage comes back

I wish for a vanilla poptart

 

Granted, but it's 15 years old.

I wish for another wish.

 

Granted, but you wished for a wish within a wish making the wish you wished for useless

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but you fly slower than a mexican on cocaine.
I wish for kurozael to release Severance.

 

Granted, but It's only a faction called survivor and a single gun item

I wish for HL:C to be released

 

Granted, but it's a virus and deletes your system32.

I wish I could start "The Miley Cyrus Twerk Team Extravaganza" that meets once every year and gives out Oscar like awards to the best twerkers.

 

Granted, but the massive amount of twerking causes a earthquake.
I wish Sloth wasn't a dick.
(OOC) My system 32 was deleted on my good computer, insensitive bastard.

 

Granted but it lasted for a minute

I wish all rating buttons were replaced with dumb and autistic

 

Granted, But then you become the physical embodiment of Kamoca's dick, attatching to him at the genital area, there-by becoming his dick. In which you will be inserted into the anus of hundreds of men for years to come. (Get it cum #2funny4u)

I wish HL2rp players knew that there was another model other than male_09.

 

Granted, but you're ddos'd by lemonpunch

I wish steam stopped going offline

 

Granted, But your community is now Lemonpunch.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pepsi slurpees from the anus of a unicorn that lives in my room.

 

Granted, but it must become Call of Duty RP and you must be under 10 yrs old to play.

I wish Call of Duty died forever.

 

Granted, but a new franchise twice as cancerous appears.

I wish for an actually good friend outside the Internet.

 

Granted, but he dies in a weird bowling accident, that involved Nico's cousin; Roman.


I wish for Winzip to stop asking me to buy a license.

 

Granted but...wait what?
I wish everyone was as autistic as me.

 

I refuse to grant.

I wish that I wasn't depressed.

 

Granted, you now have autism.
I wish I had a puppy with aids.

 

Granted, but everytime you say the words "a, the, an, where, why, how, help, community, food, hungry, thirsty, thirst, hunger, save, me, adolf, hitler" your anus launches out diarrhea that burns more than after Chipotle night.

I wish every time I pooped I wouldn't have to wipe it would just clean and flush itself down.