Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they have ricin inside of them.

I wish for Tommy and Duck to collaborate on one perfect crafting plugin.

 

Granted, but clockwork breaks whenever you use it.

I wish for a pony.

 

Granted, but it ends up just to be a donkey all dyed up and so forth.

I wish for my booty to be like Kim K's.

 

Okay, but it's actually sacs filled with a gas that can pop if you accidentally pierce the skin.



I wish for a fully functioning helicopter and the training to fly it well.

 

Granted, but every wish you get must be used to have more wishes.

I wish for no GMod 14 ever.

 

Granted, but Garry pushes out GMod 15, which is just a buggy mess that boosts RAM requirements super high.

I wish for MLG RP sl33lz

 

Granted, but they all die of a stroke.

I wish for a different framework to die.

 

Granted, but it gets DDoSed.

I wish for friends.

 

Granted, but they are all outcast of society; with odd chromosome counts, speech impediments, and so forth - even if speech impediment is normal in some people. <3.

I wish for Cloud Sixteen to stop thinking it's some kind of company and realize it's only a small little Garry's Mod thing.

 

So, Cloudsixteen?
jk i lub u all

Granted, but kurozael leaves C16 and lets Vonel run everything.

I wish for Half-Life 3

 

Granted. Its release spawns massive riots that you lose the ability to game in, be it eyesight, hearing, motor functions, whatever. Just know you'll never fully enjoy the game.

I wish for a waffle.

 

Granted, but its made out of C4. It has a generator on it that generates electricity whenever it touches human saliva.

Edit:
I wish for a playerbase.

 

Granted, every single player (including you) is a total minge.

I wish for everyone to fuck off.