Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you must know shit out of your urethra.

Your shits are the same size.

I wish for Honorable.

 

granted, but you're perm'd a day after

i wish i could drink bleach

 

Granted, but only one roleplay guide that is server specific is released into the world. The guide was written by a DarkRPer who has never serious roleplayed.

I wish for kurozael to become kurozael

 

granted, but he gains cancer

i wish i could 420 $$ $m0k3 blaze

 

Granted, you overdose on weed magically and die.
I wish Jonne would learn how to type.

 

Granted, though you gain dyslexia.

I wish people would realise I don't use grammar because fuck the police.

 

Granted, but you get arrested two days later.

I wish people were as cool as Tommy.

 

granted, so that means everyone is a fucking loser

i wish the beatles were still alive

 

Granted, but you die because Tommy is cool as fuck.

I wish I knew how to map

 

Granted, you can only make 2X2 blocks.
I wish I had aids.

 

Granted but what

I wish for the roleplay community to be fixed

 

Granted, it's dead in a month because every "Minge" (God I hate using the word for it's unprofessionalism) is banned in a instant.
I wish Cakez would make sense.

 

Cakez, you fucking ruined the thread, good job.
I wish Cakez wouldn't be stupider than me.

 

Granted, but he is banned because of his mass shitposting.
I wish I was Top Notch.

 

Granted, but you get killed a day after, by a hobo with a .357

I wish for SMF to accept plugins with the .rar extension

 

Granted, but all .rar files you get are corrupted.

I wish I had water.

 

Granted, but it's radioactive and you get heart cancer.

I wish that all Clockwork schemas become free.

 

Granted, he's still better than you.

I wish I knew how to hax.

 

Granted, but you get incarserated shortly after.

I wish I could teleport.

 

Granted but only can be used once

I wish I could turn invisible