Corrupt A Wish

Granted. You get CS:GO 100% noobs.

I wish I was SuperAdmin on every Clockwork server.

 

Granted, but they all shut down within a day.

I wish for Tommy to be black.

 

Granted, but you'll go into prison and he'll rape you in the prison showers.

I wish for a pet lion that would only eat plants.

 

Granted, but you have to pay $100 for it.

I wish for an empire.

 

Granted, but they all die of cancer.

I wish for a talking horse.

 

Granty, but it only knows how to insult you.

I wish for... well, a wish.

 

Granted, it breaks Steam instead.

I wish for something interesting to happen.

 

Granted, kuro delays Severance.

I wish for a wish that does not back-fire.

 

Granted, but it backfires

I wish for a wish with no negative outcomes.

 

Granted, but you die for this to come true.

I wish for Windows 8 to die.

 

Granted, but Windows 8.1 continues on.

I wish to stop commenting here.

 

Granted, but you are forced for the rest of your days to reply to every other thread on this forum for all of your time, until the day you die.

I wish to have a cooking lesson from Ainsley Harriott.

 

Granted, but he inappropriately gives your meat a good old rub.

I wish for people to realise I didn't steal Quadlock's files.

 

Granted, but they think you stole his porn files.

I wish for a wish that cannot have any negative outcomes, and I live to see today (20 years prior death)

 

Granted, but you broke the game therefore you broke the space time continuum and now everything is dead.
I wish for a bagel

 

Granted, but your bagel has shit spread, instead of chocolate spread.

 

You didn't ask for a fucking wish stop ruining the thread.
I wish people would stop breaking the rules.

 

Granted, but stop posting as I'm typing before I smack ya in the kissa.

I wish for DogFather to not be as autistic as he is

 

Granted, but he gets more autistic.

I wish for me to not be autistic.

 

Don't we all