Corrupt A Wish

granted, but dub shits on your dreams

i wish for sexytimes with my neighbor

 

Granted, your neighbour is Susan Boyle.

I wish Dub wouldn't go.

 

granted. im not even gonna corrupt.
i wish my neighbor wasnt anyone negative. no justin bieber, miley cyrus, etc etc.

 

Granted, the house blows up; causing you to die from the explosion.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

Granted. It's just some really really really ugly person.

I wish for my own personal Fluttershy

 

Granted, but she comes with rabies.

I wish I was popular. ;-;

 

granted, your neighbor is jesus

i wish i had a sonic screwdriver

 

Arbiter, you fucked everything up.

I wish I was popular. ;-;

 

no

 

Granted, but the record gets stuck.

I wish for legitimate porn in Britain.

 

Granted, it's gay porn of ron Jeremy.
I wish nobody would go ;-;.

 

granted

hi

 

Granted, bye.

I wish it didn't rain so much in England.

 

granted, but you suffer a great drought that kills 85% of the population including you
i wish for new underpants

 

Granted, but you instantly make a skid mark.

I wish I was back alive.

 

Granted, but you would be a duck.

I wish I was god.

 

gtfo kanye

i wish i could make walter stfu

 

Granted, you are god of all pussy- oh wait.
I wish for pants.

 

Granted. The next day, you get messaged by kuro that you are banned for 'stealing my pants'.

I wish autism wasn't used as part of common tongue here.

 

Granted, everyone has the tongue of down syndrome.
I wish none of you would go with the rest of them :'(.