Corrupt A Wish

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o7 to those lost

i wish for a dead baby joke that i havent heard before.

 

I-i got nothing.
I wish for a alive white horse.

 

Granted but it will turn into glue

I wish for freedom

 

Granted. Now you're so free that you need freedom from your freedom. (insert "Yo Dog" joke here)

I wish my personal Fluttershy no longer had rabies.

 

Granted but shes now scared of you

I wish for a personal Twilight Sparkle

 

granted but it spends all its time reading books about magic
i wish that mitch's fluttershy had no negative qualities and couldn't be injured or die.

 

Granted. But I'm not Mitch. Kamoca is Mitch. (Seriously.)

I wish for a vending machine.

 

Granted, it dispenses shit, and also he's mitch it's a coverup.
I wish for a book about porn.

 

Granted. Welcome to the book of Lego Porn.

Spoiler: NSFW Warning

I'm gonna do a walter and not wish for anything.

 

granted you die from hiv

I wish for more time

 

granted but you find out in that time you have to

Spoiler

be a poor child with no food in africa and everyone finds it funny and laughs at you

[dont read if easily offended]

i wish i never had to post in the support desk again

 

Granted. It closes down, and you'll be stuck with your questions.

I wish for Win32 folder to be un-deletable.

 

granted but it dissapears after a day of having it instead

i wish for a good computer

 

Granted. It is the occulus rift. Unfortunately, it was sold to Facebook, so now everytime you open your PC, you're stuck with 500 ads.

I wish for Skype to actually work, this time 'round.

 

Granted but millions of five year olds add you constantly

I wish for kurozael to reply to stuff

 

granted, but he's a dick to everyone

i wish for infinite wishes

 

Denied

I wish that this sentence is false.

 

Granted. http://www.portal2sounds.com/sound.php?id=1245&stream

I wish for pie.

 

This thread is so fucking dumb, holy shit.

I don't even care that it doesn't add to post-count. This is just so dumb.

 

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