Corrupt A Wish

Well look who decided to join the forums to only be a prick

 

Top comment Lel

 

Granted, but you die from laughing too much.

I wish I could code better than kuro.

 

Granted, but your garrys mod crashes instantly without any fixes.

I wish world war 3.

 

Granted. You are the first civilian casualty.

I wish that this quote chain would go on for a bit longer.

 

no

 

I wish for severance to come out.

lol

 

Granted, but it's extremely buggy and crashes on ten players.

I wish for a cup of unpoisoned, undirty, clean water with no radiation either.

 

granted but the wish goes wrong and shit is in it anyway

i wish for the cup of water that the above wish has

 

Fuck you.
I wish for a cup of Jesus juice.

 

Granted. Here's the blood of Christ. Aka Jesus Juice

I wish I was kurozael

 

Granted. But you have 2 cm penis when erected.

I wish to jump off a building.

 

Granted; but you survive and are forever paralyzed, thus disabling you from doing anything in your life again.

I wish to become kurozael.

 

Granted. You now own the most powerful community in the wor- What? What do you mean I'm narrating the wrong thing? Now you're saying I have the speaker still on? No I don't. The little red light is on. Oh. That means it is on? Well shit... Uhh...

Granted.

I wish I was crusader.

(Tried to send this two hours ago. Didn't realise my internet went out)

 

Granted, but the pope decides he was wrong and commands all crusaders to commit suicide because logic.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

Granted, but your wish may only consist out of "Suicide", and "Me".


I wish for Google Chrome to become Optimus Prime.

 

Granted, but now he runs on firefox.

Siri, I wish you would make more sense.

 

Did you ask for a list of pistachio ice cream? Here;

Have a list of local sperm banks:
[map]

I wish to have a server/community more popular than Lemonpunch.

 

//Not actually going to grant your wish. Just. THUMBS UP for acting just like Siri.

 

Granted. It's a non-VAC protected server on COD, and shitton of 12 year old micspammers who hack are regulars.

I wish