Create-A-Story

Simply post a cohesive and (mostly) relevant post to further the storyline. The previous post MUST be what your post continues off from, but all posts before the previous post aren't required reading.
And because I am feeling extremely uncreative,
the first person to post gets to make up the scenario.

 

the flamingo shouted "No!"

 

But the asparagus shook his head. He and the flamingo made a deal, and if the flamingo failed to get back the money, the asparagus would shoot the flamingoes' wife. And so he did. And the flamingo cried and cried.
Then he woke up the next morning, and declared he would take revenge upon the asparagus for all of eternity.

 

the end

 

Action flamingo 2: On the tip of a feather
Coming to a theatre near you.

 

The flamingo jumped into his sports car, and drove over Mt. Everest while the mountain was on fire, and a nuclear explosion destroys the galaxy while the Flamingo drives towards the Asparagus's house.

 

Shut the fuck up.