D&D Short Stories

So, I don't search tumblr normally, but I was linked to a page that's all about funny occurrences in D&D. They're all short comics, and I find them amusing. I thought I'd share them with you guys.

http://yourdndstories.tumblr.com/

But, how about any of you? Do you guys have any stories to tell?

 

Fallout D&D of my friends design, we're the guinea pigs
5 party members, three of us were pre-war, evacuated to the vaults. The vault tested teleportation tech.
We go to test the teleporter one day, and don't reappear. 200 years later, we finally rematerialize in various locations.
One guy comes back in the women's bathroom. I pop into existence outside the vault (I got back in). The other guy awakens naked in the lowest level of the vault. He returns to his room (not knowing 200 years had passed), and finds a large child, 13 years old or so. The boy looks at him bewildered, and they get into an argument about the ownership of the room, and the character's valued baseball cards. The kid claims to have no idea about any of that, that he's lived in the room his entire life. They get to a fist fight (mind you the PC is a 30 year old man) and go at it. The rolls are awful. The fight is going nowhere. Mirculously (I had never seen one let alone two before) they both roll critical failures. The boy slides on a puddle of his own blood and splits his head open, and my friend's character somehow punches himself in the crotch and vomits all over himself. It was hysterical, especially because the DM was playing this goofy ass track


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epI2tO2xLqI

 

Fuck dude, you reminded me how amazing Tactic's OST was.