Duck is love.

> i loved duck so much, I had all the plugins and scripts
> I pray to duck every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Duck is love", I say, "Duck is Life"
> LeoMarr hears me and calls me a roodypoo faggot
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion and superior roleplay for duck
> I called him a cunt
> he demotes me to user and kicks me off the server for the night
> i'm crying now and my fingers really hurt
> i lay in bed and it's really fucking hot from my alienware's shitty fans from 2007
> a black figure is approaching me
> i feel something touch me
> it's duck!
> I'm so happy
> he /pms me 'this is mysql'
> he /plyteleports me with his powerful console wizardry and makes me /charfallover
> i'm ready
> I spread my ragdoll ass cheeks for duck as he begins to ddos my asshole and spam /droptokens 2
> he penetrates my firewall
> I smell my computer cpu metling
> it's destroying my computer but I love duck so much
> he roars a mighty vocoded roar as he fills my computer with his carefully coded love
> leomarr walks in
> duck looks at him straight in the logs and says 'it's all coded now'
> duck leaps into the teamviewer screen
> duck is love, duck is life

[member=5482]duck[/member]
[member=1]kurozael[/member] (You read this to, and make duck Honorable purely because had a poem about him)
[member=5214]AntiShitizen[/member] is apart of this.

 

Holy shit this is poetry, I'm dying.

 

I. Lost. MY FUCKING SHIT.

 

Not many people understand the power of /droptokens 2 before it was fixed.

 

What have I just read. xD

 

Then please elaborate, you got me interested.

 

Im going to make a SFM Of this.

 

10/10 would read again

 

Please. Please do it.

 

A while back people were able to spam drop starting tokens (around 150-200, don't know exactly) and they would collide with each other, unlike now, they don't collide. So imagine 100+ boxes of 2 tokens in, say, a bathroom or closet, all colliding against each other. To make it even worse, people would ragdoll themselves into the monstrous pile of tokens and doing so would create a DDoS like effect on the server. It was almost impossible to remove the tokens without restarting the server and hoping the tokens would stop colliding, or going into the server files and deleted some item file where the map is located.

 

Oh, that sucked then.

 

I once took a shit In the bathtub and then realising what a horrible mistake I'd made, I flung poo Into a hole In the wall.
My parents renovated and patched up the hole. So now there Is a ~15 year old turd in between the bathroom and kitchen wall of my childhood home.

 

So this is poetry.....magnificent,I applaud you Hipster!

 

Dude... That's just disgusting...

 

Third time this week.

 

i did that once except i ate it

 

mine sat in my closet, then i scooped it up with my hand and put it on bread and gave it 2 mommy

 

Hot.

 

exactly.

 

me and hipster did this except it wasnt a poem and it was in hl2rp