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Forum Game: Clockwork Inc.

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Lugaru, May 15, 2014.

  1. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    You are an employee for one of the largest game manufacturing companies in the world.
    There are currently plenty of open departments for you to transfer to, including;
    • Art Department
    • Programming
    • Designer

    Example Post;
    [me=Lugaru]joins the Art Department and conjures a photo of a huge cock on Arthas from Warcraft's head, and sends it to a Programmer. [/me]

    Where do you join and what do you do? If you're a member of that same department, what do you do with the work of your colleagues?
     
  2. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    [me=Badhamknibbs]joins the Programming Department and programs sex scenes from the huge cock photo from the Art Department, and sends it to the designer.[/me]
     
  3. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    [me=Tydosius]joins the Programming Department, takes the photo from the Art Department and programmes a cock rating into lugarus' post.[/me]
     
  4. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]joins the programming department, and codes the whole game alone, without any help from anyone, and then sends it to the designer and Art Department, so they can make textures and levels.[/me]
     
  5. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    [me=Lugaru]recieves the coded game and replaces every single texture with nicholas cage, then sending it off to the Designers to look at [/me]
     
  6. TheLoneRanger

    TheLoneRanger Halokiller38

    [me=TheLoneRanger]joins the programming field and releases the game unoptimized and in poor condition. The laughs and calls his customers cunts. [/me]
     
  7. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor

    [me=kurozael]joins the programming team and codes revolutionary framework that changes the entire company ethos. 2 years pass, and the entire company is still profiting from the great success of this popular framework, even though nothing substantial has been added to it.[/me]
     
  8. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    [me=Lugaru]transfers to the programming team just to sit in the cubicle behind kuro and copy all of his work.[/me]

    ((I need to talk to you about something, also. Care to add me? Or shall I email you?))
     
  9. TheLoneRanger

    TheLoneRanger Halokiller38

    [me=TheLoneRanger]watches kurozael then be an asshole to everyone in his community, never realizing no one likes him and only are here for a somewhat done framework, which seems to never get to a 1.0 after almost a year and half after being released. It only was the one and only a past Clockwork contributor who talked kurozael out of making his customers pay for the schemas again. The only good thing kurozael has done was demote a certain supervisor, who was an asshole. [/me]
     
  10. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor

    [me=kurozael]laughs at the fact that TheLoneRanger thinks nobody likes him, when in fact it's only a small group of people who bandwagon together and have nothing better to do with their lives than conspire on the internet. But kurozael is left intrigued as to why TheLoneRanger believes kurozael would have made his customer's pay for the schemas again, and where he has gotten this 'fact' from. kurozael wonders why TheLoneRanger is even here, if the framework does not live up to his expectations, and thinks that TheLoneRanger should maybe go away, as he is contributing to nothing to the community.

    kurozael also finds it odd how TheLoneRanger thinks that he called all of his customers cunts, even though he only called one person a cunt, and that person was insulting kurozael for weeks before he decided to retaliate. Whether that person paid Cloud Sixteen for a product or not is irrelevant to the fact that kurozael is allowed to personally retaliate against somebody who is insulting him. kurozael thinks TheLoneRanger should grow up and enter the real world.[/me]
     
  11. Polis

    Polis Guest

    -snip- Don't want to cause trouble
     
  12. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor

    [me=kurozael]and everyone else knows that the Cock rating is no secret, and is there for comic effect. kurozael uses it all the time, and has no idea why Polis thinks it's a big conspiracy. kurozael also knows that he didn't remove TheGarry's thread on purpose, which is why he informed TheGarry when he accidentally deleted it, so that he could put it back up right away. kurozael also knows that Kurochi and Halokiller were banned temporarily by CAX for a breach of the Terms of Service agreement, and that he was perfectly within his rights to do so. kurozael thinks that if Polis was any further up his own arse, he'd be able to chew his food again on the way down.[/me]
     
  13. Polis

    Polis Guest

    I don't think Sloth found it funny to be honest, and was probably one of the reasons he left. I don't see how it is within your rights to ban those who breach your Terms of Service from every Clockwork server instead of your forums. I don't see how I'm up my own arse either, lol.
     
  14. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor

    [me=kurozael]thinks that Polis isn't sticking to the game. kurozael also thinks that Sloth shouldn't take life so seriously, and lighten up a bit, if he can't handle being rated Cock as a joke on an internet forum, he isn't going to take the troubles of life very well. kurozael also didn't particularly care what Sloth thought, as Sloth would persistently insult and ridicule kurozael. kurozael thinks Sloth got off lightly with only being rated with a 32x32 image on the internet. kurozael thinks Polis should also relax, and maybe one day Polis would understand kurozael's care level.

    kurozael isn't particularly bothered how many people on the internet like him, kurozael is more concerned with his actual friends. kurozael thinks he'll stick to running his business, which, as always, is doing well, and not concern himself with Polis' thoughts too much in the future. kurozael hopes that Polis' time back on the forums is going to be positive, and that Polis isn't going to bring every down with his negative attitudes :([/me]
     
  15. Shut the fuck up.

    User was banned for this post by moderator (Flaming).
     
  16. TestUser

    TestUser Guest

    ** DonScarlet would transfer to the Bailiff department, and closes the doors, and nails a sign that reads 'Foreclosure' to the door. He would then kindly redirect the OP to the forum again, and ask him to repost it, since this just went down the shitter.
     
  17. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor

    [me=kurozael]detects that SolaceSandwich is raging, maybe SolaceSandwich should grab some tea and biscuits.[/me]
     
  18. Polis

    Polis Guest

    Welcome to Cloud Sixteen.
     
  19. * Sloth thinks that Kuroazel only now starts using the cock rating on people that say stuff that personally hurt him but would of said that i would be lying that i had a cock rating but little did kuro know sloth always and still has people moderating the forums and sending him images in the private sector and one of them being a supervisor. But kuro doesn't care for who makes supervisor because at the end of the day as long as they agree with his opinion then he will give exceptions to them.

    Sloth also thinks that kuro should learn to act more mature and realize that Severance will never be released or when it does it will be just like a amateur grabbing hl2rp schema and replacing the faction names with 'infected' and survivor because he knows without a past Clockwork contributor he is completely and utterly fucked, because he has no one to help him. Another thought sloth has had on his/her mind is that kuro is like a five year old and should use common sense to realize that sloth never left because of the cock rating but because he knew that hl2rp would slowly die along with cloud sixteen and from day one saw cloud sixteen as the autism central probably the most autistic place of a GMod gamemode.

    You should all grow up and realize that kuro is a insanely lost in direction that he had to make a person that he played CSS with a supervisor after his butt fuck buddy left him after his facebook picture was leaked on the internet. If I should lighten up over a dick picture then Oliver should probably lighten up that I got Pictures of him irl :c cry me a river


    Oliver shouldn't take it seriously when i take his irl photo and use it then should he? :c n'aww :c?

    User was perma-banned for this post by moderator (alt account).
     
  20. TheLoneRanger

    TheLoneRanger Halokiller38

    wat is real lif? I only now the stuff i see on enternet and wat people say how smart i am is true.

    Seriously kurozael, you think everyone who opposes you doesn't know the real world. You tell us to grow the fuck up, maybe you shouldn't threaten people to ruin their name because they posted the truth. So honestly, fuck off and get something done.


    User was banned for this post by moderator (flaming/why are you here).
     

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