Forum game: Elevator

I decided to start another forum game, called "Elevator".

So, basically each poster say what we find on each floor, and the next poster says a reaction. Example:
Person A:
On the floor #1 you can see a large lobby.

Person B:
Looks like ordinary lobby.

On the floor #2 you can see some offices.

Person C:
Nothing special, just some people doing their work.

On the floor #3 you find lots of guns and ammo.

Let's start, what will be on the first floor?

 

On floor 1, you see a male strip club.

 

[me=TheGarry]presses "Close Doors" button on the elevator CP.[/me]

On the floor #2, you see many drunk people and lots of beer.

 

[me=Omega]closes the elevator doors.[/me]

On floor #3 you encounter Android Hell.

 

Ah, I'll go find Wheatley. Cya guys at Floor #6!
You are supposed to say you see me when you reach Floor #6, otherwise you won't be good samaritans

On floor 4 you see a small village.

 

Wow, a village inside a building? Just wow.

On the floor #5 you see lots of C++ code.

 

wtf is this shit

On the floor #6 you see many females sharpening knives with many 'DOWN WITH MEN' posters on the walls.

watch out we got a feminist over here

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]gets on the elevator.[/me]
Was teaching them how to make sandwiches. Posters are mine.

On the 7th floor, you see a shoe.

 

Eh, that shoe smells like [DATA EXPUNGED].

On the floor #8 you see exactly the same elevator with exactly the same people as you.

 

"Enception, hehehe... Anyone?"


On floor #9 you see an elevator, holding world's first computer.

 

[me=Omega]smashes the old computer and puts a new computer in its place, changing the course of history and making humanity 1000 years more advanced.[/me]

On floor #10 you find garlic bread.

 

[me=TheGarry]eats it.[/me]

On the floor #11 you find some jungles, suspected to be pre-historic Earth.

 

[me=diglett swaglord]presses the button as the jungle bores him[/me]

On floor #12 you find another shoe.

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]holds up a torch.[/me]
Can I burn it down? Please please please? I hate the jungle.
[me="TheGarry"]kicks him out the elevator door and shuts it, moving onwards.[/me]

On the 12th floor, you see a large building that says "kuro Enterprises".

 

beat u to it bro

 

Now you see, what had happened was there was a momentary lapse of time from that shoe that caused time to slightly go backwards and then it changed the floor it was on to something else.

 

ah i see now

 

On the 13th floor you see a group of men with magnificent moustaches.

 

Bird resents the men and hits the button

On the 14th floor you see a group of tall Hispanic men pointing guns at you.

 

Damn, who shit in their corn-flakes?

[me=Αριστοκλης]hits the elevator button.[/me]

On the 15th floor, you see the mouth of Godzilla opening, and his back starting to light bright as if he were about to breathe fire.