Forum game: Elevator

*Quickly puts it out with febreeze.*


On the 16th floor, you find Humanity: Enslaved by Giraffes.
Man must pay, for all of his misdeeds.
While the treetops are stripped of their leaves.

 

*Stands in awe of the terrible apocalypse before him, and after a brief 5 second delay in any movement, he quickly punches the button for the next floor with his thumb*

On the 17th floor, you see Earth, and it seems as if the elevator is orbiting it.
Air is being propelled out into the vacuum before you know it! The elevator is running out of air!

You then hear me say the following:
"Man, this elevator is packed. How the hell did all of you get here anyways?"

 

The anomaly from floor 11 returns, as I have, and reverses time just enough so we can go to the next floor without dying of asphyxiation. Also, we would hear "Syawyna ereh teg uoy fo lla did lleh eht woh? Dekcap si rotavele siht, nam." but there isn't enough air in the elevator for the sound waves to pass through.

On the 18th floor you see a clown, tying a balloon animal. His gaze lands on the people in the elevator, prompting him to smile and offer the balloon animal.

 

*Precariously grabs the balloon animal, giving off a nervous smile to the clown*

*Raises his arm half way, giving off a small wave to the clown, pressing the button for the next floor*

It seems the elevator has the wrong floor... the negative first floor.
The doors open and water fills the elevator, filling up to 2 inches deep.
Spanning across the horizon, is 2 inch deep water, the sun in the sky.

I then turn to the people in the elevator and mumble out:
"Shall we continue on to the 19th floor, now... if that's possible?"

But as I mumble, I let go of the balloon, and it floats off into the sky.

 

I nod, and slowly lift the elevator up with my magical powers gifted to me by a unicorn. This drains the water from the elevator. Finally, I press the 19th floor elevator button, closing the doors, and sending us to the 19th floor.

On the 19th floor there is a man burning a mailbox, with the smell of burning shit and crisp troll meat heavy in the smoke.

 

[me=TheGarry]already wears a gas-mask that was cleverly hidden inside one on the tiles on the elevator's floor, and while everyone else is coughing presses the button so the elevator moves on.[/me]

On the floor #20 you see this:

 

I deflect the oncoming projectile with one of those Windows 8 computers that look like macbooks.
I then throw the computer and shout:
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
Increasing the speed of the computer by thousands, instantly killing Dr hax in an explosion of blood.
The elevator doors close, and we move on to the next floor.

On the 21st floor we see the exact same thing from the 20th floor.

 

Dr. Hax says: "You are not getting out like that. HAAAAAX!"
A monitor flies on insane speed in Tydosius. He could only see a "BAN" sign written on that monitor. In few moments, that monitor touches Tydosius, everyone can see the message:
Dr. Hax banned Tydosius for 1 day.

On floor #22 you see CloudSixteen.

 

**The floor only has a slot that accepts 20 and 10 dollar notes in exchange for some pretty worthwhile stuff.

[me=Badhamknibbs]puts in $10 and the door closes, going to the next floor.[/me]


On floor #23 you see the main plaza on the "New HL2:RP Server", the entire server population is there and it's a 40/40 server.

 

*spams the button -closcloseclosecloseslose*
*tosses out a grenade just before the doors close. They catch it in midair, jamming the doors, but I kick it and send it flying out just in time.*



On Floor #24 you find a parallel universe in which a Sentient Cloud rules the earth.

 

[me=TheGarry]just closes the door without any further words.[/me]

On the Floor #25 you can see kurozael working in his office.

 

kurozael looks at TheGarry, comes to the door and bans this floor from CAX.

On floor #26, a man runs into the elevator. It turns out that it's Niker107.
- DIGGLET, YOU LITTLE FUCK! I SAID YOU SHOULD PICK ME UP AT FLOOR 6 AND YOU JUST FUCKING SKIPPED ME! - says Niker and throws Diglett out of the elevator.

 

[me=TheGarry]takes a monitor that Dr. Hax threw at us few floors ago and throws it at Niker107, but this time without banning. Niker107 flies away back to the floor.[/me]

At floor #27 you see money.

 

Tydosius recovers from his 1-day ban and orders TheGarry to grab the money and bring it back to the elevator. TheGarry denies this order, and claims that Tydosius should go instead because he put TheGarry into an exchanging box. Tydosius reluctantly agrees, and walks out to grab some money. However, the money vanishes into thin air, as the faint sound of kurozael laughing can be heard. The elevator doors begin to close, and Tydosius starts running back to the elevator as fast as he can. He fails, and the elevator continues on without him.

On the 28th floor you see Justin Beiber playing an acoustic guitar.

(Someone should do an animation of this Elevator adventure when we reach the 50th floor.)

 

[me=TheGarry]takes out his flamethrower and kills it with fire.[/me]

On floor #29 you see Tydosius standing with "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device"

 

-The sentient cloud abruptly appears and absorbs him.-


On floor #30 you arrive in equestria.

 

No idea what equestria is, somebody else do the reaction. I think I'll do the animation for when we come to floor 50 or 60. Either in Gmod stop-motion or with Flash.

 

Magical fucking ponies, woooooo...
On floor 31 you arrive at a gay orgy involving a past Clockwork contributor and kurozael, along with Sloth and Cakez.

 

Aaaand that was a really bad joke.
I'm definitely the new forum idiot since Dub left.

On Floor 32, You can see.. What the hell, floor two?!

 

floor 2? wat

On floor 33, you see floor 3 except a skeleton pops out and kills you all.

Game over!