Forum game: Elevator

#include "nope.h"

On floor #34 you see... Well, Rule #34.

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]runs off the elevator.[/me]
See you guys in ten or so floors.


On floor 35, you see stairs.

 

Isn't it that scary SCP everyone was talking about?

On the Floor #37 you see that elevator missed one floor.

 

It turns out the elevator did not miss out on one floor, and it is actually the 36th floor. On a side note, TheGarry seems to have lost control of the muscles in his eyes. This won't wear off until the 38th floor.
Tydosius reappears, apparently having gained the power of the sentient cloud and portal technology. The elevator continues on.

On the 37th floor you see a tall, white, bony figure with extremely long arms. The figure is facing away, huddled in the fetal position and crying.

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]climbs up a ladder nearby and stares at it intently in the face, then runs on the elevator and hits the up button.[/me]
So you know, it might kill you guys getting to me. God I hope the elevator floats. It can't get on floating things.

On the 38th floor, you see no more SCP jokes.

 

Huh. It feels so...whimsically boring around here suddenly. Additionally, it turns out the bony figure you stared in the face was actually your long lost cousin. He's still going to kill you and only you as soon as you exit the elevator though. He will then make love to your corpse.

On the 38th floor you see 99 bottles of beer of the wall.

 

*Takes one off the wall*

Nobody press the button! I've got a lot of work to do here!

 

You're interrupting the flow.
[me=DarkWolfInsanity]throws wtg62 at Tydosius.[/me]
Here you deal with him.

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]then opens up the emergency hatch and climbs up the elevator shaft to floor 39.[/me]

 

However, after pulling himself out of the elevator, DarkWolfInsanity finally discovers how the elevator works. The abyss of endless horrors and internet D4nk Meme$ flashes before his eyes, sending him into hysteria. He falls back into the elevator, and Kamoca appears out of nowhere and runs off with 97 of the 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Tydosius takes the only beer left, just in case. The elevator doors shut.

On the 39th floor you see a depressed man in a party hat and business suit, playing a trumpet as slowly and depressingly as possible.

 

Everyone gasps as Fixxer suddenly appears in the middle of the elevator, and nobody knows what to say. Eventually, the sentient cloud that Tydosius had taken control of begins to speak.

"You are in...the elevator. The elevator moves between locations, dimensions, and realities, ordering them in a numeral list. The elevator looks carefully for cracks between reality and the human perception of reality in order to achieve its' goal: Reaching the top. You must be another poor soul the elevator has chosen in order to achieve its' goal. Be wary, for the elevator can hear us. It IS us. We are all prisoners of each other, trapped in...the elevator. We are also on floor 39, the floor of depression and loneliness. Any questions?"

 

*Elevator suddenly begins to move on-*

On the Floor #40 you see Floor #40.

 

The corridor of elevator entrances span off into infinity...

On the 41st floor you see what appears to be a LARPing session.

 

Bumpbumpbump
Someone was going to make a Gmod video out of this, so if this really doesn't have any potential, it'll die shortly after this revival.
I'll just change what people see on the 40th floor. It's now a vicious tribe with an obsession with hitting citrus fruits.

 

- Oh, my family is here! Goodbyeeeeeeeeeee.... - says Niker and runs off out of the elevator. Nobody actually noticed how the hell he got back in it after some time, but now he exited again.

I was the one going to make the GMod video of it, but I said only when it reaches floor 50. 10 more floors and I'm going to make the video.

On floor #41 you see a hellfire, and shortly you see some girl crawling towards the elevator. She looks up, her eyes are bleeding and she has a half-smile.

 

-Snip-

Do not break forum games. This post actually does not contribute to the topic.

 

[me=TheGarry]presses the button so the doors close right before the girl reached the elevator.[/me]

On floor #42 you see spoilers, lots of them.

 

[me=Lugaru]cries as he presses the "close" button rapidly. So that's what happens to Jon Snow.[/me]

On the 43rd floor there is a room full of hair dryers.

 

-Snip-

User was warned for this post by Oliver Carswell (Disrupting forum games.).

 

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]picks one up.[/me]
Well what are these doing here?
[me=DarkWolfInsanity]turns it on, but instead of heat it blows out blistering cold which freezes him solid. His body happens to fall against the elevator buttons and send us to the next floor.[/me]

On the 44th floor, you see the shattered remains of some guy's skeleton.

psst. Niker. I have a specific model for me

 

Add me on Steam, I think I already sent the request in a PM but you ignored it D:
My username's Niker107.

Since Niker isn't on the elevator, some random dude which is dressed up like G-Man comes out of the elevator, saying:
- God damn it, I think I left Gordon in stasis for a bit too long! Ehh, guys, you go up a floor, I'll have to clean up this mess.

On floor 45, you see cats. Lots of cute, fluffy cats.